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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Pix - Feb 23, 2010 2:31:32 pm PST #382 of 1328

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter (I literally nearly spit my drink out on the keyboard, for lo, am 12):

Aims: I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.

tommyrot: What was the straight line?

Aims: Tenant reports that her lock won't slide into the hole very far.

Calli - Feb 23, 2010 2:53:26 pm PST #383 of 1328

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

erikaj, in Natter:

Wow...is there a world without wingnuts? Cause I'm allergic.

Cashmere - Feb 23, 2010 5:17:11 pm PST #384 of 1328

Now tagless for your comfort.

ita, discussing spoilers in Other Media:

I think you're clear on killer squid.

Also, Rosebud is a sled, and Darth Vader is whatsisname's father.

WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2010 5:25:15 am PST #385 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

Sean

Flight delayed an hour because NO CREW!!!

Jessica

You should volunteer to fly the plane. Tell them you played a lot of Flight Simulator as a kid.

amych - Feb 24, 2010 11:26:14 am PST #386 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Natter:

Jesse: Wow. Someone just emailed me about a conference she's supposed to go to, because the materials say you have to make your hotel reservation by 3/1. She wasn't sure what to do. I suggested she call the hotel and make a reservation, using the information on the materials.

JZ: I was not aware that you work in my office. Why haven't we gone out on a lunch date yet?

flea: Nobody to make the reservations.

Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2010 11:33:45 pm PST #387 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DCJensen: I was informed by NPR yesterday that former congressperson Dick Armey's people are partly funding the Tea Party movement and trying to steer it.

Tea Party "patriots" and Dick Armey. Somehow the name fits.

Liese S. - Feb 25, 2010 7:31:21 am PST #388 of 1328

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Out of the mouths of babes in Natter, David S.

It's funny when Matilda drops a curse word into conversation.

The best probably being, "Daddy, you didn't say a "fuckwad"?

"Wha?"

"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."

Cass - Feb 25, 2010 10:31:07 am PST #389 of 1328

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Jilli explains in Bitches:

My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.

smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:37 am PST #390 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The ever-helpful ita, in Bitches:

HilR: I got some editing done today, and printed out three more job ads to send applications to tomorrow. One of them lists "commitment to diversity and multiculturalism" as a requirement. I'm not sure how or if I'm supposed to address that in an application. Everything that I can think of sounds ridiculous.

ita: Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.

Sue - Feb 25, 2010 11:43:53 am PST #391 of 1328

hip deep in pie

Nothing to see here

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