Laga, in Bitches:
D: you're not wrapping a present for the cat, are you?
Me: Not only am I wrapping a present for the cat, but I've been waiting all day for her to go outside so it would be a surprise. And now I'm putting her name on the tag.
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2009 4:37:38 pm PST #332 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Laga - Dec 24, 2009 9:23:07 am PST #333 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Stalking the wild Ryan in Bitches:
JZ - I love the Ryan stories. We don't get nearly enough of them (it's almost as if you're off spending your time actually interacting with him or something).
billytea - Actually, I've constructed a hide in his playpen so I can observe him in his natural habitat. To date, he seems to have accepted that giant stuffed pandas are just supposed to have binoculars protruding from their midriff, but I can say that the hides used for the Attenborough specials don't run such a risk of cuddles.
Miracleman - ...the wild Ryan, in its natural surroundings, is truly breathtaking to behold. Note the total confidence, the unconcerned manner in which it lolls on its bwankie. This creature is totally in command of its environment.
...Jim is now going to try to get a little closer to the Ryan. Go ahead, Jim. Jim, just go. Go! Jim is creeping closer to the Ryan. We are confident that, though the Ryan can be dangerous, Jim is entirely protected by his fwuffy teddy beaw camouflage.
That's it, Jim. That's...oh, God. Oh, GOD! JIM! Look out! Oh, Lord, it's got him! It's...oh, it's too horrible...it's SNUGGLING Jim, it's...I can't look...
...Oh, the drool! THE DROOL! OH, GOD!
We'll return to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom after these messages...
smonster - Dec 25, 2009 5:05:09 am PST #334 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
javachik in Bitches.
I truly love wrapping the blanket of Buffista holiday stories around me as I fall asleep.
Beverly - Dec 26, 2009 9:59:32 pm PST #335 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Is it just me who finds this juxtaposition in Bitches funny?
WindSparrow - [snip] we paid a guy to plow our driveway today. He only charged $10 extra to tow Daniel's car out so he could get the job done. I'll be 40 next month; I'm sick of shoveling snow; and, I have neglected to provide myself with teenagers.
DCJensen - I'm not dead yet. I gave her the last two (of 6) I had.
WindSparrow - Dec 27, 2009 3:40:22 am PST #336 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Well, when you say it like that....
DCJensen - Dec 29, 2009 4:36:11 pm PST #337 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
Cass, in Bitcas:
WHITEFONT THE MATHS! WHITEFONT THE MATHS!
dcp - Dec 29, 2009 5:03:37 pm PST #338 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Kate P, in GaGR 2009:
Henceforth in our household, french toast shall be known as Proposal Toast.
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2009 10:13:15 pm PST #339 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tommyrot: "Clean your cat's teeth" sounds like something God would tell you to do just to test you. Sorta' like God telling Abraham, "Kill me a son." Then He's all, "Just kidding. Now clean your cat's teeth."
libkitty - Dec 31, 2009 9:26:11 pm PST #340 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
MFNlaw talking about Buffista sprog in Goodbye and Good Riddance:
May the tiny ones be perfect angels, unless you want a devil, in which case I hope they go all Damian on Cheney's ass.
Jessica - Jan 04, 2010 5:20:54 am PST #341 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Laura offers solace in Bitches:
{{grown up Buffistas}} I got married the first time in 1973. It doesn't make you a grown up. You can still snort cocaine off hookers' asses if ya wanna.