Bah! Beverly beat me to it!
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Fred Pete - Jan 11, 2010 7:06:38 am PST #346 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
smonster - Jan 11, 2010 10:28:45 am PST #347 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Natter -
tommyrot: IOW, Blah blah blah 9-11 blah blah sexbot.
Gudanov: That sounds like something Giuliani would say.
Toddson - Jan 12, 2010 9:08:18 am PST #348 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Jessica, in Bitches:
One of my sisters didn't read for pleasure until she was in her twenties. (Of course, she was also the only one of us with any kind of social skills, so it's possible she was just out having friends while the rest of us hid in our rooms and read. We still thought she was weird.)
dcp - Jan 12, 2010 4:58:11 pm PST #349 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Aims, in Bitches:
Parenting is not for the weak. That's for damn sure.
erikaj - Jan 16, 2010 3:04:29 pm PST #350 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
Victor sums up a phenomenon in Jossverse: But, show's over, so there's not much use in wondering what's next? (Except in fan fic, where inevitably the next chapter entails sex with Spike.)
Trudy Booth - Jan 18, 2010 8:02:57 am PST #351 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sophia Brooks: Is the Hadron Collider named after a person named Hadron? Because I cannot stop reading it as the Hardon collider and am wondering if Mr. or Ms. Hadron have that problem with the name.
amych: A hadron is a kind of particle. But you're so not the first to think that (note that largehardoncollider.com is NSFW)
Sophia Brooks: That makes more sense, amych. I was thinking that in naming something with Large and Collider, they should have avoided using Mr. Hardon's name
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And because Sophia was on a roll...
ETA: I found out, after about a year of speaking is LOLcat phrases at work that NO ONE KNOW WHAT A LOLCAT WAS!!! And they must have thought I was completely crazy for saying things like "I can has copy paper?"
Ailleann - Jan 21, 2010 9:35:53 am PST #352 of 1328
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Matt the Bruins Fan in Movies, on taglines:
Michael Caine: Yes, That's Me in Your Wedding Video
Frankenbuddha - Jan 22, 2010 7:33:15 pm PST #353 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Zenkitty - in Cable Drama - context be damned:
But you know... man walks down the street with hair like Mary Tyler Moore, you know he ain't afraid of anything.
Zenkitty - Jan 23, 2010 7:25:16 am PST #354 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger, musing in Natter:
I don't think I need a "Dog Inside" sign. Any rescuer entering the house will notice the dog biting his ankle.
Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2010 10:16:36 pm PST #355 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sarameg: Morning is stupid.