Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Ailleann - Jan 21, 2010 9:35:53 am PST #352 of 1328
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Matt the Bruins Fan in Movies, on taglines:

Michael Caine: Yes, That's Me in Your Wedding Video


Frankenbuddha - Jan 22, 2010 7:33:15 pm PST #353 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Zenkitty - in Cable Drama - context be damned:

But you know... man walks down the street with hair like Mary Tyler Moore, you know he ain't afraid of anything.


Zenkitty - Jan 23, 2010 7:25:16 am PST #354 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Ginger, musing in Natter:

I don't think I need a "Dog Inside" sign. Any rescuer entering the house will notice the dog biting his ankle.


Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2010 10:16:36 pm PST #355 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

sarameg: Morning is stupid.


DCJensen - Jan 24, 2010 7:11:22 pm PST #356 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.

From Natter:

Sophia Brooks: Why does Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" make me cry? I am not a father, nor a son, nor did my mother ignore me in favor of her job. But still, I weep.

Amy:I think they passed a law in the 1970s that it has to make you cry or ... you lose.


Zenkitty - Jan 26, 2010 4:18:35 pm PST #357 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, weighing in on the ban of D&D in prisons:

Calli: Yeah, without D&D the inmates will be all, "This isn't quite optimal, but I guess I'll linger quietly for a bit."

Aims: See, the prison officials are thinking about it all wrong. What they should do is make prison a big, giant LARP. Assign characters on their way in, they get character points for doing good things, lose karma points for doing bad things, and if they want to shank a motherfucker, they gotta roll initiative with a -20.


smonster - Jan 27, 2010 6:09:37 am PST #358 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

smonster - Jan 27, 2010 6:10:25 am PST #359 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Bitches, Aims models self-acceptance:

Put yer cheesecake in the air!
And eat it like you just don't care!
And now somebody!
Everybody!
Everybody scream "FUCK OFF! The BMI is not an appropriate measure of health!"


Fred Pete - Jan 27, 2010 7:50:30 am PST #360 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Connie Neil gets nostalgic in Natter:

I miss straightforward, wholesome songs like "Let's Get It On."


Toddson - Jan 28, 2010 10:12:42 am PST #361 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Connie Neil (obviously on a roll) in Bitches:

Some people do extreme sports. Some do extreme doughnuts.