Mal ,'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches:
Aims:
You know how smell has like, the greatest power of recall or something? Well one of our board members just came in smelling exactly of my junior year boyfriend and I swear my first instinct was to grab him and kiss the beejebees out of him.
billytea:
I'm more curious as to how he got your junior year boyfriend all over himself.
tommyrot:
Some sort of giant blender accident?
Miracleman in Bitches discusses the merits of a hospital birth:
I think I would have freaked the fuck out if Aims had revealed she'd been planning on having a homebirth on the day she was in labor.
"Oh, no...we're staying home."
"WE CAN'T STAY HOME! I PACKED ALL THIS SHIT! I HAVE LISTS! AND WE DON'T OWN A MACHINE THAT GOES 'PING'! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!"
Aaaand Miracleman in Gaming, mocking Colonel Tigh (Pete).
I play the one and only card I can.
...the Old Maid.
EAT IT, CYLON SCUM! EAT THE MAID!
Polter-Cow: When do we open Light Boobs?
The young man's eternal quest.
Cashmere: Today we had a field trip to the fire station with Olivia's preschool class. When the firefighters asked the class if they knew of any hot things, Liv said, "Mercury is hot! It's the hottest planet. We don't go there because it's so hot." He blinked for a minute and said, "Yeeeaah. Does anybody else know of anything that is hot?"
The inimitable Nilly in Natter:
Nilly: Why, it works! I have internet! Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the connection to the outside world that bureaucracy-and-moving-and-mess-and-mostly-bureaucracy have stolen.
Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why.
Jessica: First sonogram showed a healthy heartbeat and adorable yolk sac, so it's possible I'm having a chicken.
Gudanov: ... my daughter doesn't believe in non-chocolate cakes. I mean, she believes they exist, she just doesn't understand why
Since I'm not caught up in the thread this is in (or...skimmed past it), I must say Gud's daughter is wise.
Isn't she also the CformerBITW?
From Bitches...
Jessica: My feeling is, in America even assholes get free speech. Therefore, in America, even morons deserve health care. It's a fucking civil right.
erika in Movies, on James Cameron, King of the Douchebags:
Yes, this, I think God has a *cameron* complex.