You get no context. In Bitches:
Steph L.: There are a lot of people who put a lot of wacky things in their asses.
beth b: Buy the dress.
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You get no context. In Bitches:
Steph L.: There are a lot of people who put a lot of wacky things in their asses.
beth b: Buy the dress.
Walking down Memory Lane in Natter:
Calli: Awwwww. I just got Nigerian inheritance spam. It's been years since one of those made it through my filters. I feel downright nostalgic.
Gudanov: It's a classic for a reason.
Gudanov on Fuego!
Omnis: So the big questions is why? Why are meetings boring and ineffective?
Gud: Because nobody brought the asshooks?
NoiseDesign : You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
billytea : Expect that to continue.
in the gaming thread, with the vis a vis version of Battlestar Galactica:
Random McNasty
Cripes, Sharon, would you can it!? You're breaking the 4th wall, you lunatic! Yes, we know the entire audience is watching me talking with the Admiral, but we must maintain the fiction that is only him and me.
You're already in trouble for jumping the ship; don't jump the shark while you're at it...
Also from the gaming thread, Admiral Adama Raq discusses threat assessment:
The centurion that's been standing in the hall near the launch bay is apparently busy trying to figure out how to get rid of Mr. Clippy ("Hi! It looks like you are trying to board a battlestar! Would you like some help with that?"), so he's not an immediate threat either.
to which billytea responded:
It's worse than that. I just double-checked the records, that one's running Windows Vista.
StuntHusband with an amazingly awesome Aliens reference:
But right now, I'm viewing Gentlemen of My Persuasion as akin to xenomorphs. Nukes, orbit, surety, etc. etc. etc.
Cass, in Bitches:
My stove just caught fire.
I was trying to boil water.
Possibly the Awesomest Cross-Post Ever:
Hil R.: I know someone who had slept with the guys she dated in high school and college, then became more religious after college and stopped even touching men she wasn't related to. She married a guy who I'm pretty sure was a virgin, and they didn't even hold hands until after their wedding. They've got two kids now, and she keeps trying to set me up with her husband's younger brother.
Vortex: Just tell her that you're allergic and you don't want to swell up like a balloon and die.