Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - Jul 09, 2009 8:53:08 am PDT #142 of 1329
Ann, that's a ferret.

Walking down Memory Lane in Natter:

Calli: Awwwww. I just got Nigerian inheritance spam. It's been years since one of those made it through my filters. I feel downright nostalgic.

Gudanov: It's a classic for a reason.


DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 10:04:14 am PDT #143 of 1329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gudanov on Fuego!

Omnis: So the big questions is why? Why are meetings boring and ineffective?

Gud: Because nobody brought the asshooks?


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 10:15:00 am PDT #144 of 1329
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

NoiseDesign : You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.

billytea : Expect that to continue.


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:52:59 am PDT #145 of 1329
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

in the gaming thread, with the vis a vis version of Battlestar Galactica:

Random McNasty

Cripes, Sharon, would you can it!? You're breaking the 4th wall, you lunatic! Yes, we know the entire audience is watching me talking with the Admiral, but we must maintain the fiction that is only him and me.

You're already in trouble for jumping the ship; don't jump the shark while you're at it...


billytea - Jul 09, 2009 11:18:31 am PDT #146 of 1329
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Also from the gaming thread, Admiral Adama Raq discusses threat assessment:

The centurion that's been standing in the hall near the launch bay is apparently busy trying to figure out how to get rid of Mr. Clippy ("Hi! It looks like you are trying to board a battlestar! Would you like some help with that?"), so he's not an immediate threat either.


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:27:39 am PDT #147 of 1329
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

to which billytea responded:

It's worse than that. I just double-checked the records, that one's running Windows Vista.


Kathy A - Jul 09, 2009 2:43:59 pm PDT #148 of 1329
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

StuntHusband with an amazingly awesome Aliens reference:

But right now, I'm viewing Gentlemen of My Persuasion as akin to xenomorphs. Nukes, orbit, surety, etc. etc. etc.


Toddson - Jul 10, 2009 4:15:54 am PDT #149 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Cass, in Bitches:

My stove just caught fire.

I was trying to boil water.


Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2009 6:05:39 am PDT #150 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Possibly the Awesomest Cross-Post Ever:

Hil R.: I know someone who had slept with the guys she dated in high school and college, then became more religious after college and stopped even touching men she wasn't related to. She married a guy who I'm pretty sure was a virgin, and they didn't even hold hands until after their wedding. They've got two kids now, and she keeps trying to set me up with her husband's younger brother.

Vortex: Just tell her that you're allergic and you don't want to swell up like a balloon and die.


Steph L. - Jul 10, 2009 6:21:09 am PDT #151 of 1329
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Holy cow, I didn't realize that was a cross-post! I thought it was just wacky advice for Hil!