Fay in Bitches on the lack of wisdom of calling her in the middle of the night:
Hell, some sleazy stranger was in the habit of calling me up with heavy breathing shit when I lived in Egypt, and when he rang me at 3am on a school night (my father not being in good health at all at this point, I was certainly not about to ignore any middle-of-the-night calls) and I was so beyond enraged that, in addition to bellowing FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU SHITHEAD!!! down the phone in my best, most thoroughly unsexy, 'Totally Livid And Prepared To Stick A Chainsaw Up Your Ass, Cut Out Your Heart And Feed It To You As You Splutter Out Your Last Bloody Gasps, Before Chopping Off Your Head And Shitting Down Your Neck, And Your Mother Would Totally Back Me Up, You Fuckstain' tones of rabid righteous fury (he did start to splutter an apology, which was the first time he'd shown any sign of registering that I was not, in fact, a random whore, despite being an English speaker) I slammed the phone handset down so hard that I broke the phone.
Ahem.
Barb:
I just dropped a bottle of wine in my garage. Didn't fall too far, so thankfully, didn't break into too many pieces. Also, thankfully, not a great bottle of wine, just a Rosemount Riesling. But now my garage smells like the aftermath of a drunken orgy with none of the fun to show for it.
Gudanov:
Concrete floors are not optimal for drunken orgies.
omnis_audis:
speaking from experience there Gudanov?
Gudanov:
No, I don't drink.
Ginger:
Learning to lie to your mother is an important survival skill.
re: cats, in
Natter
Sophia Brooks
- How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
Jesse
- How long can you stay awake?
in Natter re: the International Space Station passing by
Teppy
The Boy says they waved to us, but I think he's crazy.
They clearly mooned us.
Trudy Booth
Sure, but they call it "earthing"
You get no context. In Bitches:
Steph L.: There are a lot of people who put a lot of wacky things in their asses.
beth b: Buy the dress.
Walking down Memory Lane in Natter:
Calli: Awwwww. I just got Nigerian inheritance spam. It's been years since one of those made it through my filters. I feel downright nostalgic.
Gudanov: It's a classic for a reason.
Gudanov on Fuego!
Omnis: So the big questions is why? Why are meetings boring and ineffective?
Gud: Because nobody brought the asshooks?
NoiseDesign
: You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
billytea
: Expect that to continue.
