Ginger: Learning to lie to your mother is an important survival skill.
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
re: cats, in Natter
Sophia Brooks - How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
Jesse - How long can you stay awake?
in Natter re: the International Space Station passing by
Teppy
The Boy says they waved to us, but I think he's crazy.
They clearly mooned us.
Trudy Booth
Sure, but they call it "earthing"
In Natter
Brenda M
OTOH, I think DC officially recognizes all marriages beginning today.
Polter-Cow
Well, that's good. Marvel doesn't even recognize Peter Parker and Mary Jane's.
You get no context. In Bitches:
Steph L.: There are a lot of people who put a lot of wacky things in their asses.
beth b: Buy the dress.
Walking down Memory Lane in Natter:
Calli: Awwwww. I just got Nigerian inheritance spam. It's been years since one of those made it through my filters. I feel downright nostalgic.
Gudanov: It's a classic for a reason.
Gudanov on Fuego!
Omnis: So the big questions is why? Why are meetings boring and ineffective?
Gud: Because nobody brought the asshooks?
NoiseDesign : You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
billytea : Expect that to continue.
in the gaming thread, with the vis a vis version of Battlestar Galactica:
Random McNasty
Cripes, Sharon, would you can it!? You're breaking the 4th wall, you lunatic! Yes, we know the entire audience is watching me talking with the Admiral, but we must maintain the fiction that is only him and me.
You're already in trouble for jumping the ship; don't jump the shark while you're at it...
Also from the gaming thread, Admiral Adama Raq discusses threat assessment:
The centurion that's been standing in the hall near the launch bay is apparently busy trying to figure out how to get rid of Mr. Clippy ("Hi! It looks like you are trying to board a battlestar! Would you like some help with that?"), so he's not an immediate threat either.