Jilli VoiceOfReason in Natter:
I've decided that being a cute cartoon character works in my favor for when Clovis and I finally rule the world. Everyone will be too busy cooing over us to offer opposition.
Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.
Gunn ,'Power Play'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Theodosia - Jul 05, 2009 2:34:58 am PDT #134 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Barb - Jul 05, 2009 9:28:05 am PDT #135 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
Fay in Bitches on the lack of wisdom of calling her in the middle of the night:
Hell, some sleazy stranger was in the habit of calling me up with heavy breathing shit when I lived in Egypt, and when he rang me at 3am on a school night (my father not being in good health at all at this point, I was certainly not about to ignore any middle-of-the-night calls) and I was so beyond enraged that, in addition to bellowing FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU SHITHEAD!!! down the phone in my best, most thoroughly unsexy, 'Totally Livid And Prepared To Stick A Chainsaw Up Your Ass, Cut Out Your Heart And Feed It To You As You Splutter Out Your Last Bloody Gasps, Before Chopping Off Your Head And Shitting Down Your Neck, And Your Mother Would Totally Back Me Up, You Fuckstain' tones of rabid righteous fury (he did start to splutter an apology, which was the first time he'd shown any sign of registering that I was not, in fact, a random whore, despite being an English speaker) I slammed the phone handset down so hard that I broke the phone.
Ahem.
Trudy Booth - Jul 06, 2009 8:06:50 am PDT #136 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Barb: I just dropped a bottle of wine in my garage. Didn't fall too far, so thankfully, didn't break into too many pieces. Also, thankfully, not a great bottle of wine, just a Rosemount Riesling. But now my garage smells like the aftermath of a drunken orgy with none of the fun to show for it.
Gudanov: Concrete floors are not optimal for drunken orgies.
omnis_audis: speaking from experience there Gudanov?
Gudanov: No, I don't drink.
Trudy Booth - Jul 06, 2009 10:18:44 am PDT #137 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: Learning to lie to your mother is an important survival skill.
lori - Jul 06, 2009 5:48:06 pm PDT #138 of 1328
re: cats, in Natter
Sophia Brooks - How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
Jesse - How long can you stay awake?
Cashmere - Jul 06, 2009 6:38:18 pm PDT #139 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
in Natter re: the International Space Station passing by
Teppy
The Boy says they waved to us, but I think he's crazy.
They clearly mooned us.
Trudy Booth
Sure, but they call it "earthing"
P.M. Marc - Jul 08, 2009 9:35:07 am PDT #140 of 1328
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
In Natter
Brenda M
OTOH, I think DC officially recognizes all marriages beginning today.
Polter-Cow
Well, that's good. Marvel doesn't even recognize Peter Parker and Mary Jane's.
Aims - Jul 08, 2009 3:59:42 pm PDT #141 of 1328
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You get no context. In Bitches:
Steph L.: There are a lot of people who put a lot of wacky things in their asses.
beth b: Buy the dress.
Fred Pete - Jul 09, 2009 8:53:08 am PDT #142 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Walking down Memory Lane in Natter:
Calli: Awwwww. I just got Nigerian inheritance spam. It's been years since one of those made it through my filters. I feel downright nostalgic.
Gudanov: It's a classic for a reason.
DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 10:04:14 am PDT #143 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gudanov on Fuego!
Omnis: So the big questions is why? Why are meetings boring and ineffective?
Gud: Because nobody brought the asshooks?