bitches on food:
Hil: I can understand not knowing kombucha, but she doesn't know what sauerkraut is?
Jessica: It's like face-blindness, but for fermentation.
Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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amych - Jul 22, 2019 1:24:35 pm PDT #1247 of 1325
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica - Sep 06, 2019 5:08:42 am PDT #1248 of 1325
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Teppy, in Natter:
Join my club. It's called "Jesus Christ, Parental Unit, Why Just WHY WHY WHY Would You Do That?" Our meetings have snacks. The snacks are Ativan.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2019 5:46:03 am PDT #1249 of 1325
What is even happening?
Beverly, in Natter:
H and I allowed ourselves to lapse into conversation about the present administration and the malignant preschooler figurehead. After complaining vociferously about how angry I am all the time, I speculated on how much I want footage of him, arms and legs wrapped around his gold toilet on Inauguration Day as the men in white approach with hypos and tasers--"Nonono! I don't have to go! This is mine all mine, you can't make me NOOOO!" I want him hauled out the front door in a straightjacket and a muzzle and loaded into a black van, and never to be seen or heard from again. "I want his memory erased from history, I want his administration removed from the history books, I want his utter existence struck through--"
H intoned, kindly, "You wanna sharpie?"
Beverly - Sep 09, 2019 6:27:20 pm PDT #1250 of 1325
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Regarding the sharpie comment, future readers might appreciate being reminded that this was the week of the pRresidential Sharpie Deployment, with many parodies abounding.
Calli - Sep 24, 2019 8:18:58 am PDT #1251 of 1325
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Natter:
Jessica: Uh-oh, I think Gud fell into the Timecube.
Steph L. : Awww, I miss Timecube.
-t : Let's do the Timecube again....
Calli - Dec 18, 2019 5:47:16 am PST #1252 of 1325
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Natter.
Jesse: I remembered you sleeping with me, but couldn't remember why!
Sophia Brooks: Is this the Buffistas motto?
Dana: (title of your sex tape)
Zenkitty - Dec 26, 2019 10:43:09 am PST #1253 of 1325
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Kalshane in Streaming:
At this point it feels like "bad wigs" are an essential component of genre properties alongside techobabble and daddy issues.
Jessica - Dec 29, 2019 6:18:55 am PST #1254 of 1325
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Jesse - I just had a few people over, which was delightful, but I definitely had enough food to feed an army. I guess I'll be eating hummus for dinner for the next week.
-t - Think of it as being ready to attack the Mayor, Jesse
DavidS - Feb 27, 2020 2:00:47 pm PST #1255 of 1325
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sophia Brooks:Â
But maybe I need a food source beyond Bullion dudes if I run out of my weekly grocery thing.
DavidS:Â
Most fun typo all week. Just add water!
Jessica:Â
To prepare Bullion Dudes, simply dissolve in Billionaire's Tears.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2020 1:23:52 pm PST #1256 of 1325
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jessica:
I have a serious case of the Can't Evens today. I'm at my desk but NOTHING is getting done. I had one tiny burst of productivity around 10am and since then I've been staring at my to-do list and then drifting over to the browser where my personal tabs are open.
Topic!Cindy:Â One of the ways I first diagnose myself with the Can't Evens is when I realize I Can't Even close my browser window. It's a legitimate symptom, Jess.
Dana -
I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.
Amy -  Plei is one who usually has a case of the Chris Evans.
Jessica:
I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.
I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.
flea -Â
It comes in cases? I'm getting one.
-t:Â
I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.
Title of your sextape?