Jesse - I just had a few people over, which was delightful, but I definitely had enough food to feed an army. I guess I'll be eating hummus for dinner for the next week.
-t - Think of it as being ready to attack the Mayor, Jesse
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Dec 29, 2019 6:18:55 am PST #1254 of 1329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
DavidS - Feb 27, 2020 2:00:47 pm PST #1255 of 1329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sophia Brooks:Â
But maybe I need a food source beyond Bullion dudes if I run out of my weekly grocery thing.
DavidS:Â
Most fun typo all week. Just add water!
Jessica:Â
To prepare Bullion Dudes, simply dissolve in Billionaire's Tears.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2020 1:23:52 pm PST #1256 of 1329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jessica:
I have a serious case of the Can't Evens today. I'm at my desk but NOTHING is getting done. I had one tiny burst of productivity around 10am and since then I've been staring at my to-do list and then drifting over to the browser where my personal tabs are open.
Topic!Cindy:Â One of the ways I first diagnose myself with the Can't Evens is when I realize I Can't Even close my browser window. It's a legitimate symptom, Jess.
Dana -
I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.
Amy -  Plei is one who usually has a case of the Chris Evans.
Jessica:
I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.
I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.
flea -Â
It comes in cases? I'm getting one.
-t:Â
I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.
Title of your sextape?
Topic!Cindy - Feb 29, 2020 5:11:35 am PST #1257 of 1329
What is even happening?
Nothing to see here.
Laura - Mar 09, 2020 5:43:30 am PDT #1258 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
Natter:
Jesse: Nearly every case in Massachusetts can be linked to one meeting two weeks ago!
Steph L: The 34th Annual Doorknob Licking Conference?
Cashmere - Mar 13, 2020 5:59:55 pm PDT #1259 of 1329
Now tagless for your comfort.
Natter:
Pix
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse.
DXMachina
It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 17, 2020 9:02:13 am PDT #1260 of 1329
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
shrift, in Natter:
I'm getting roped into even more COVID-19 stuff at work, which means I can't spend as much time I'd like being anxious and staring off into the middle distance. Maybe the distraction will be good.
Beverly - Mar 17, 2020 12:25:18 pm PDT #1261 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In the "When Come Back" thread--(I'm preserving the date and taglines, because worthy)
flea - Mar 4, 2020 1:49:01 pm PST #1069 of 1070 -- information libertarian
I just went back to the beginning of this thread and... we've been at this a long time, people.
-t - Mar 4, 2020 8:53:19 pm PST #1070 of 1070 -- I'm a strong independent acid snake in the skin suit of a strong independent woman
This thread is old enough to vote
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2020 7:07:41 am PDT #1262 of 1329
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Toddson , in Natter:
It occurred to me ... I wash my groceries when I bring them home (except the precious, precious toilet paper) and when I wake up I have mascara rings under my eyes ... am I a raccoon now?
Topic!Cindy - Apr 02, 2020 9:36:23 am PDT #1263 of 1329
What is even happening?
2 April 20202: Natter dispatches from Covidia
Amy: I'm so fucking furious. I'm sitting here at home just stewing, which is not productive, but the bakery owner has yet to get back to me about the points I asked to be clarified (such as when my self-quarantine period is starting/stopping, when I will come back to work, how she's going to pay me for the work she wants done while I'm home).
She also still seems to think that me self-quarantining can somehow include coming to the bakery to pick up and drop off laundry, and pick up invoices that need to be paid, and doing the bank deposit. Which are all emphatically not a part of the definition of self-quarantining as I understand it.
And now is really not the time to be looking for another job, you know?
Matt the Bruins Fan: Amy, bakeries have really big ovens, don't they?
–Gretel