From Natter:
Jessica: Uh-oh, I think Gud fell into the Timecube.
Steph L. : Awww, I miss Timecube.
-t : Let's do the Timecube again....
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Calli - Sep 24, 2019 8:18:58 am PDT #1251 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Calli - Dec 18, 2019 5:47:16 am PST #1252 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Natter.
Jesse: I remembered you sleeping with me, but couldn't remember why!
Sophia Brooks: Is this the Buffistas motto?
Dana: (title of your sex tape)
Zenkitty - Dec 26, 2019 10:43:09 am PST #1253 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Kalshane in Streaming:
At this point it feels like "bad wigs" are an essential component of genre properties alongside techobabble and daddy issues.
Jessica - Dec 29, 2019 6:18:55 am PST #1254 of 1329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Jesse - I just had a few people over, which was delightful, but I definitely had enough food to feed an army. I guess I'll be eating hummus for dinner for the next week.
-t - Think of it as being ready to attack the Mayor, Jesse
DavidS - Feb 27, 2020 2:00:47 pm PST #1255 of 1329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sophia Brooks:Â
But maybe I need a food source beyond Bullion dudes if I run out of my weekly grocery thing.
DavidS:Â
Most fun typo all week. Just add water!
Jessica:Â
To prepare Bullion Dudes, simply dissolve in Billionaire's Tears.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2020 1:23:52 pm PST #1256 of 1329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jessica:
I have a serious case of the Can't Evens today. I'm at my desk but NOTHING is getting done. I had one tiny burst of productivity around 10am and since then I've been staring at my to-do list and then drifting over to the browser where my personal tabs are open.
Topic!Cindy:Â One of the ways I first diagnose myself with the Can't Evens is when I realize I Can't Even close my browser window. It's a legitimate symptom, Jess.
Dana -
I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.
Amy -  Plei is one who usually has a case of the Chris Evans.
Jessica:
I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.
I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.
flea -Â
It comes in cases? I'm getting one.
-t:Â
I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.
Title of your sextape?
Topic!Cindy - Feb 29, 2020 5:11:35 am PST #1257 of 1329
What is even happening?
Nothing to see here.
Laura - Mar 09, 2020 5:43:30 am PDT #1258 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
Natter:
Jesse: Nearly every case in Massachusetts can be linked to one meeting two weeks ago!
Steph L: The 34th Annual Doorknob Licking Conference?
Cashmere - Mar 13, 2020 5:59:55 pm PDT #1259 of 1329
Now tagless for your comfort.
Natter:
Pix
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse.
DXMachina
It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 17, 2020 9:02:13 am PDT #1260 of 1329
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
shrift, in Natter:
I'm getting roped into even more COVID-19 stuff at work, which means I can't spend as much time I'd like being anxious and staring off into the middle distance. Maybe the distraction will be good.