Teppy, in Natter:

Join my club. It's called "Jesus Christ, Parental Unit, Why Just WHY WHY WHY Would You Do That?" Our meetings have snacks. The snacks are Ativan.

Beverly, in Natter:

H and I allowed ourselves to lapse into conversation about the present administration and the malignant preschooler figurehead. After complaining vociferously about how angry I am all the time, I speculated on how much I want footage of him, arms and legs wrapped around his gold toilet on Inauguration Day as the men in white approach with hypos and tasers--"Nonono! I don't have to go! This is mine all mine, you can't make me NOOOO!" I want him hauled out the front door in a straightjacket and a muzzle and loaded into a black van, and never to be seen or heard from again. "I want his memory erased from history, I want his administration removed from the history books, I want his utter existence struck through--"

H intoned, kindly, "You wanna sharpie?"

Regarding the sharpie comment, future readers might appreciate being reminded that this was the week of the pRresidential Sharpie Deployment, with many parodies abounding.

From Natter:

Jessica: Uh-oh, I think Gud fell into the Timecube.

Steph L. : Awww, I miss Timecube.

-t : Let's do the Timecube again....

From Natter.

Jesse: I remembered you sleeping with me, but couldn't remember why!

Sophia Brooks: Is this the Buffistas motto?

Dana: (title of your sex tape)

Kalshane in Streaming:

At this point it feels like "bad wigs" are an essential component of genre properties alongside techobabble and daddy issues.

Jesse - I just had a few people over, which was delightful, but I definitely had enough food to feed an army. I guess I'll be eating hummus for dinner for the next week.

-t - Think of it as being ready to attack the Mayor, Jesse

Sophia Brooks:  But maybe I need a food source beyond Bullion dudes if I run out of my weekly grocery thing.
DavidS:  Most fun typo all week. Just add water!
Jessica:  To prepare Bullion Dudes, simply dissolve in Billionaire's Tears.

Jessica: I have a serious case of the Can't Evens today. I'm at my desk but NOTHING is getting done. I had one tiny burst of productivity around 10am and since then I've been staring at my to-do list and then drifting over to the browser where my personal tabs are open.

Topic!Cindy:  One of the ways I first diagnose myself with the Can't Evens is when I realize I Can't Even close my browser window. It's a legitimate symptom, Jess.

Dana - I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.

Amy -  Plei is one who usually has a case of the Chris Evans.

Jessica:

I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.

I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.

flea -  It comes in cases? I'm getting one.

-t: 

I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.

Title of your sextape?

Nothing to see here.