Yet again, it is Zen, in the Natter, with the funny.
-t: Thunder and hail. Does that combo have a name?
Zenkitty: Thor's icy balls
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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smonster - May 01, 2016 7:44:01 pm PDT #1141 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Zenkitty - May 03, 2016 4:53:49 pm PDT #1142 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter, context be damned:
Steph: I can't even make a rage cheese plate, because all we have is colby-jack and American.
Scrappy - May 11, 2016 1:30:37 pm PDT #1143 of 1329
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
In Natter, Teppy answering a question about a quote from a children's book:
Steph: The Little Red Hen (or, as you may like to call it after you read it, Fuck Alla Y'all): [link].
omnis_audis - May 12, 2016 8:18:14 pm PDT #1144 of 1329
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In F2F thread, Matt The Bruins Fan gives opinion on mansion idea with 4+ sharing a bedroom:
I am only OK with 4+ to a room if there's something very scary outside the room trying to get in.
beekaytee - Jun 20, 2016 8:03:22 am PDT #1145 of 1329
Compassionately intolerant
In Natter:
DavidS: Just dropped Matilda off at her second camp of the summer. First she did a week and a half of Camp Tofu.
Steph: What does Camp Tofu entail? (I hope the answer involves really good pad thai.)
Gud: I assume you go out into nature and absorb the flavors.
Laura - Jun 30, 2016 3:13:25 pm PDT #1146 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
In Natter: who needs stinking context?
Matt the Bruins Fan: When dealing with the TSA and boarding agents at an airport I can certainly understand the urge to murder people in grisly fashion before taking off in flight, so perhaps the metaphor is still an apt one?
Connie Neil - Jul 07, 2016 11:20:57 am PDT #1147 of 1329
brillig
Jesse, dare I say it, trumping my remark in Natter:
Dana: OMG, I'm trying to be snarky on FB and almost used "trump" as a verb (in its normal sense), and then realized I needed to find another word to use.
I went with "one-up."
Me: Stupid orange-headed fool taking perfectly good words away from us. I see outraged bridge clubs muttering dolefully into their tea cakes.
Jesse: Or passive-aggressively poking at each other. "Three NO TRUMP!!!!"
Toddson - Jul 11, 2016 10:01:03 am PDT #1148 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Zenkitty in Natter
You know what's awesome in an overwhelming way? Mountain Dew with lemon vodka. It tastes like a melted alcoholic lollipop. Super refreshing, as your eyes roll back.
Zenkitty - Sep 06, 2016 7:32:17 am PDT #1149 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Dana in Natter, definitely not being sarcastic:
Woohoo, chaos at work. This is definitely the best thing that ever happened to me since I got my sarcasm module removed.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 14, 2016 7:27:23 pm PDT #1150 of 1329
What is even happening?
Natter...
Dana: My neighbor is coming over. Here you can see the shakiness of my principles -- he's a Trump supporter, and yet I needed someone to deal with the bug.
Connie Neil: The perfect person to deal with not-quite-dead roaches!