JZ on watching the first presidential debate:
I'm joining Jesus in drinking gin straight from the dog dish tonight.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Sep 27, 2016 5:49:13 am PDT #1151 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Kalshane - Oct 05, 2016 5:44:01 pm PDT #1152 of 1329
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Matt the Bruins fan in Boxed Set:
At this point they should have Mandy Patinkin dress up as Inigo Montoya and tell Barry that sometimes you just have to let things go.
JenP - Oct 09, 2016 6:42:49 pm PDT #1153 of 1329
Town Hall Truths:
aurelia
There's a bug flying around his head.
Steph L.
It's attracted to the rotting carcass of his soul.
[Edited to add an article]
Laura - Oct 17, 2016 7:00:47 am PDT #1154 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
Amy in Delurking:
It's always like coming home to that rambling but comfortable house where everyone is usually cozily tucked into random nooks and corners, talking, but gets together in the big ballroom once in a while to get crazy and tackle-hug. I miss it.
Pix - Oct 17, 2016 5:36:26 pm PDT #1155 of 1329
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Aims
Nate Silver threw his abacus and dry-erase markers into the fire and said, "Fuck it" at least 6 months ago.
flea - Oct 18, 2016 7:59:37 am PDT #1156 of 1329
information libertarian
Raq in Bitches on the Pencil Pouch Audit:
My son needs a pencil pouch audit day. Also possibly an ass-with-both-hands audit day.
Beverly - Oct 25, 2016 1:13:02 pm PDT #1157 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Steph L in Natter:
I do actually believe it will be better out on the other side, but DAMN. I really thought it was, like, an archery class at Camp Butterworth, not the goddamn Hunger Games.
Zenkitty - Oct 25, 2016 3:15:21 pm PDT #1158 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Movies:
Sophia Brooks: I am watching Deliverance for the first time. What in the heck is Burt Reynolds wearing ????
Tom Scola: The 1970s.
esse - Oct 26, 2016 6:55:48 pm PDT #1159 of 1329
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
esse: Two of my close RL friends had hysterectomies this year. It felt like we should start a punch card or something.
[[two dozen posts about hysterectomies]]
Nanita: I think this is no longer the delurking thread - it's the deuterus thread. ;)
WindSparrow - Oct 31, 2016 8:33:13 am PDT #1160 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Steph L.
Hey, it's a Monday.... So I had to come up with a diplomatic way to say "Dear author, 'When Cannabis Strikes the Retina' [that was seriously the title] is in no way a scientific title that reflects the content of the article and if I left the title as is, senior management would have come down on me like a ton of bricks and by the way, you are not as clever as you think."
Zenkitty
WHEN CANNABIS ATTACKS, tonight on FOX! Are YOUR retinas safe??
Steph L.
Right? How on earth they thought that title was going to be okay is beyond me. (They're French, so maybe they thought everything in the US was like reality TV.)
-t
Kinda sounds like a weird translation of Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.
Tom Scola
Dude, have you ever noticed what cannabis does to your retinas? I mean, like, really noticed...
Steph L.
I'm looking at my retinas from inside my skull...