Zenkitty in Natter
You know what's awesome in an overwhelming way? Mountain Dew with lemon vodka. It tastes like a melted alcoholic lollipop. Super refreshing, as your eyes roll back.
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Jul 11, 2016 10:01:03 am PDT #1148 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Zenkitty - Sep 06, 2016 7:32:17 am PDT #1149 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Dana in Natter, definitely not being sarcastic:
Woohoo, chaos at work. This is definitely the best thing that ever happened to me since I got my sarcasm module removed.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 14, 2016 7:27:23 pm PDT #1150 of 1328
What is even happening?
Natter...
Dana: My neighbor is coming over. Here you can see the shakiness of my principles -- he's a Trump supporter, and yet I needed someone to deal with the bug.
Connie Neil: The perfect person to deal with not-quite-dead roaches!
Toddson - Sep 27, 2016 5:49:13 am PDT #1151 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
JZ on watching the first presidential debate:
I'm joining Jesus in drinking gin straight from the dog dish tonight.
Kalshane - Oct 05, 2016 5:44:01 pm PDT #1152 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Matt the Bruins fan in Boxed Set:
At this point they should have Mandy Patinkin dress up as Inigo Montoya and tell Barry that sometimes you just have to let things go.
JenP - Oct 09, 2016 6:42:49 pm PDT #1153 of 1328
Town Hall Truths:
aurelia
There's a bug flying around his head.
Steph L.
It's attracted to the rotting carcass of his soul.
[Edited to add an article]
Laura - Oct 17, 2016 7:00:47 am PDT #1154 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Amy in Delurking:
It's always like coming home to that rambling but comfortable house where everyone is usually cozily tucked into random nooks and corners, talking, but gets together in the big ballroom once in a while to get crazy and tackle-hug. I miss it.
Pix - Oct 17, 2016 5:36:26 pm PDT #1155 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Aims
Nate Silver threw his abacus and dry-erase markers into the fire and said, "Fuck it" at least 6 months ago.
flea - Oct 18, 2016 7:59:37 am PDT #1156 of 1328
information libertarian
Raq in Bitches on the Pencil Pouch Audit:
My son needs a pencil pouch audit day. Also possibly an ass-with-both-hands audit day.
Beverly - Oct 25, 2016 1:13:02 pm PDT #1157 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Steph L in Natter:
I do actually believe it will be better out on the other side, but DAMN. I really thought it was, like, an archery class at Camp Butterworth, not the goddamn Hunger Games.