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Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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JZ - Mar 28, 2014 10:14:49 am PDT #1024 of 1328

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I can't believe I'm the first person to post this:

Rick, reflecting on parenthood:

I'm not sure what I expected of parenting, but wasn't this kind of time travel to the middle ages. Suddenly vermin, human waste products, economic deprivation, superstition, and loss of autonomy impinge on your life in unexpected and inescapable ways. It's like a self-imposed vassalage to your little Lords. And this, without much in the way of festival days.

Of course, it's also the greatest thing ever, with every single day with them better than all of the days that came before them. How can all of these things be true at once? It is the koan of parenthood.

dcp - Apr 06, 2014 4:41:16 pm PDT #1025 of 1328

The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

billytea, in Movies:

I have one question: 3D or not 3D? (Oh, look, it's Hamlet, adjusted for inflation.)

Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2014 7:29:29 pm PDT #1026 of 1328

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Missed this in the movie thread and just nosed a beer. Oh my, that made me laugh.

Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2014 5:21:27 am PDT #1027 of 1328

Ann, that's a ferret.

The Point of Gaming, from -t and billytea during the latest BSG (in the Gaming thread, of course):

-t: Um. I don't know what I should be trying to do here?

billytea: Well, obviously you should be trying to entertain me, which means MAXIMUM 'SPLOSIONS. I'm not really sure how that works in this context, but see what you can come up with.

Zenkitty - Apr 16, 2014 7:29:11 am PDT #1028 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In F2F5, context schmontext:

Shir: I can't imagine a better place to be murdered by a clown.

WindSparrow - May 06, 2014 7:08:07 pm PDT #1029 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Jessica, in Joss-verse. Spoiler-font for Agents of SHIELD.

They come from warring factions on the planet of Winsome Big-Eyed Brunettes. Syke's parents were warriors of clan Just Say What You Mean, Goddamnit, while Raina's people hail from the Kingdom of Oblique Referrals.

Laura - May 09, 2014 7:52:14 am PDT #1030 of 1328

Our wings are not tired.

In Natter:

brenda m: Off to Costco to purchase dog bed number 8.

Sparky1: I picture her perched on top of all of them, whining that she can still feel the pea.

DCJensen - May 11, 2014 7:46:05 pm PDT #1031 of 1328

All is well that ends in pizza.

In Buffy N Angle:

Glamcookie

DW is showing our 4.5 YO his first (edited) Buffy ep: Song selections from Once More, with Feeling. "I want to see her sting more vampires!"

Jessica - Jul 09, 2014 3:02:23 pm PDT #1032 of 1328

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Nattery goodness:

brenda m - Yes well, ever since the white man came to Pennsylvania, it's been all downhill. You didn't see people's cell phones getting stolen in 1675, I tell you what.

Steph L. - Because of the open-carry muskets.

Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2014 9:56:22 am PDT #1033 of 1328

brillig

Zen, in Natter

Quit flooding your dog's system with Jesus Christ, people, he needs to drink that water, not walk on it.

(I think it's funnier without context)

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