Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Laura - May 09, 2014 7:52:14 am PDT #1030 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

In Natter:

brenda m: Off to Costco to purchase dog bed number 8.

Sparky1: I picture her perched on top of all of them, whining that she can still feel the pea.


DCJensen - May 11, 2014 7:46:05 pm PDT #1031 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.

In Buffy N Angle:

Glamcookie

DW is showing our 4.5 YO his first (edited) Buffy ep: Song selections from Once More, with Feeling. "I want to see her sting more vampires!"


Jessica - Jul 09, 2014 3:02:23 pm PDT #1032 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Nattery goodness:

brenda m - Yes well, ever since the white man came to Pennsylvania, it's been all downhill. You didn't see people's cell phones getting stolen in 1675, I tell you what.

Steph L. - Because of the open-carry muskets.


Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2014 9:56:22 am PDT #1033 of 1328
brillig

Zen, in Natter

Quit flooding your dog's system with Jesus Christ, people, he needs to drink that water, not walk on it.

(I think it's funnier without context)


Zenkitty - Jul 17, 2014 10:28:18 am PDT #1034 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter:

-t: I want a cookie. Not as a reward for accomplishment. I just want a cookie. But I don't have any.

Steph L.: I have some. Cup your hands under any USB port on your computer and stand by for incoming Joe-Joe's.

-t: Oh, man, I hope IT doesn't have cookies disabled!


Kat - Jul 30, 2014 5:17:07 pm PDT #1035 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Natter:

Jesse: But wait, meara, you're not saying a man could be surprised with a male partner???? Wouldn't that mean they have to have sex after?!?!?!?!??!?!

meara: Hah! Well that would be one way to cut down on the number of people entering the contests--"you must have sex with the partner you draw, after the dance"!

msbelle: I can neither confirm nor deny that I had that policy in college.


SailAweigh - Jul 31, 2014 6:56:39 am PDT #1036 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

From Natter (and may only be funny to fanficcers, but it made me have to bite my lip at work to stifle the screams):

Sophia Brooks:

I remember C0CKSICLEs, but not 100% penis. Although the Echidna penis is sort of 400% penis. And they are called rosettes!

Connie Neil:

And they are called rosettes!

So going to a bad pron place.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2014 7:51:07 am PDT #1037 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Natter --

meara: I did know talking about echidna penis would bring billytea to the board! it's like saying Beetlejuice or something!


SailAweigh - Aug 01, 2014 6:02:26 am PDT #1038 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Natter (meara's on a roll):

meara:

Xyla and Jynx? What are they, scrabble nerds who want the most points?


erikaj - Aug 27, 2014 6:49:47 pm PDT #1039 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Hil and Tep take on the Food Police In Natter This morning, one of my colleagues saw me drinking iced tea, and she informed me that it had too much sugar, and caffeine is an acid that will unbalance my ph, and that I should eat parsley for calcium.

Oh my god, I am so happy I work alone now. I never have to deal with that shit again. (Or for the forseeable future.) Because the dog doesn't give any fucks about what I eat, other than whether he might be able to scam some of it