Missed this in the movie thread and just nosed a beer. Oh my, that made me laugh.
Don't let the space bugs bite!
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2014 7:29:29 pm PDT #1026 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2014 5:21:27 am PDT #1027 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
The Point of Gaming, from -t and billytea during the latest BSG (in the Gaming thread, of course):
-t: Um. I don't know what I should be trying to do here?
billytea: Well, obviously you should be trying to entertain me, which means MAXIMUM 'SPLOSIONS. I'm not really sure how that works in this context, but see what you can come up with.
Zenkitty - Apr 16, 2014 7:29:11 am PDT #1028 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In F2F5, context schmontext:
Shir: I can't imagine a better place to be murdered by a clown.
WindSparrow - May 06, 2014 7:08:07 pm PDT #1029 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jessica, in Joss-verse. Spoiler-font for Agents of SHIELD.
They come from warring factions on the planet of Winsome Big-Eyed Brunettes. Syke's parents were warriors of clan Just Say What You Mean, Goddamnit, while Raina's people hail from the Kingdom of Oblique Referrals.
Laura - May 09, 2014 7:52:14 am PDT #1030 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
In Natter:
brenda m: Off to Costco to purchase dog bed number 8.
Sparky1: I picture her perched on top of all of them, whining that she can still feel the pea.
DCJensen - May 11, 2014 7:46:05 pm PDT #1031 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
In Buffy N Angle:
Glamcookie
DW is showing our 4.5 YO his first (edited) Buffy ep: Song selections from Once More, with Feeling. "I want to see her sting more vampires!"
Jessica - Jul 09, 2014 3:02:23 pm PDT #1032 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Nattery goodness:
brenda m - Yes well, ever since the white man came to Pennsylvania, it's been all downhill. You didn't see people's cell phones getting stolen in 1675, I tell you what.
Steph L. - Because of the open-carry muskets.
Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2014 9:56:22 am PDT #1033 of 1328
brillig
Zen, in Natter
Quit flooding your dog's system with Jesus Christ, people, he needs to drink that water, not walk on it.
(I think it's funnier without context)
Zenkitty - Jul 17, 2014 10:28:18 am PDT #1034 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
-t: I want a cookie. Not as a reward for accomplishment. I just want a cookie. But I don't have any.
Steph L.: I have some. Cup your hands under any USB port on your computer and stand by for incoming Joe-Joe's.
-t: Oh, man, I hope IT doesn't have cookies disabled!
Kat - Jul 30, 2014 5:17:07 pm PDT #1035 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
From Natter:
Jesse: But wait, meara, you're not saying a man could be surprised with a male partner???? Wouldn't that mean they have to have sex after?!?!?!?!??!?!
meara: Hah! Well that would be one way to cut down on the number of people entering the contests--"you must have sex with the partner you draw, after the dance"!
msbelle: I can neither confirm nor deny that I had that policy in college.