In F2F5, context schmontext:
Shir: I can't imagine a better place to be murdered by a clown.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Zenkitty - Apr 16, 2014 7:29:11 am PDT #1028 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
WindSparrow - May 06, 2014 7:08:07 pm PDT #1029 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jessica, in Joss-verse. Spoiler-font for Agents of SHIELD.
They come from warring factions on the planet of Winsome Big-Eyed Brunettes. Syke's parents were warriors of clan Just Say What You Mean, Goddamnit, while Raina's people hail from the Kingdom of Oblique Referrals.
Laura - May 09, 2014 7:52:14 am PDT #1030 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
In Natter:
brenda m: Off to Costco to purchase dog bed number 8.
Sparky1: I picture her perched on top of all of them, whining that she can still feel the pea.
DCJensen - May 11, 2014 7:46:05 pm PDT #1031 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
In Buffy N Angle:
Glamcookie
DW is showing our 4.5 YO his first (edited) Buffy ep: Song selections from Once More, with Feeling. "I want to see her sting more vampires!"
Jessica - Jul 09, 2014 3:02:23 pm PDT #1032 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Nattery goodness:
brenda m - Yes well, ever since the white man came to Pennsylvania, it's been all downhill. You didn't see people's cell phones getting stolen in 1675, I tell you what.
Steph L. - Because of the open-carry muskets.
Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2014 9:56:22 am PDT #1033 of 1328
brillig
Zen, in Natter
Quit flooding your dog's system with Jesus Christ, people, he needs to drink that water, not walk on it.
(I think it's funnier without context)
Zenkitty - Jul 17, 2014 10:28:18 am PDT #1034 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
-t: I want a cookie. Not as a reward for accomplishment. I just want a cookie. But I don't have any.
Steph L.: I have some. Cup your hands under any USB port on your computer and stand by for incoming Joe-Joe's.
-t: Oh, man, I hope IT doesn't have cookies disabled!
Kat - Jul 30, 2014 5:17:07 pm PDT #1035 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
From Natter:
Jesse: But wait, meara, you're not saying a man could be surprised with a male partner???? Wouldn't that mean they have to have sex after?!?!?!?!??!?!
meara: Hah! Well that would be one way to cut down on the number of people entering the contests--"you must have sex with the partner you draw, after the dance"!
msbelle: I can neither confirm nor deny that I had that policy in college.
SailAweigh - Jul 31, 2014 6:56:39 am PDT #1036 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
From Natter (and may only be funny to fanficcers, but it made me have to bite my lip at work to stifle the screams):
Sophia Brooks:
I remember C0CKSICLEs, but not 100% penis. Although the Echidna penis is sort of 400% penis. And they are called rosettes!
Connie Neil:
And they are called rosettes!
So going to a bad pron place.
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2014 7:51:07 am PDT #1037 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
meara: I did know talking about echidna penis would bring billytea to the board! it's like saying Beetlejuice or something!