Nattery goodness:
brenda m - Yes well, ever since the white man came to Pennsylvania, it's been all downhill. You didn't see people's cell phones getting stolen in 1675, I tell you what.
Steph L. - Because of the open-carry muskets.
Riley: Maybe I should just let you rest. Buffy: You sure? I bet if you just lay down with me- Riley: Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.
'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Jessica - Jul 09, 2014 3:02:23 pm PDT #1032 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2014 9:56:22 am PDT #1033 of 1328
brillig
Zen, in Natter
Quit flooding your dog's system with Jesus Christ, people, he needs to drink that water, not walk on it.
(I think it's funnier without context)
Zenkitty - Jul 17, 2014 10:28:18 am PDT #1034 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
-t: I want a cookie. Not as a reward for accomplishment. I just want a cookie. But I don't have any.
Steph L.: I have some. Cup your hands under any USB port on your computer and stand by for incoming Joe-Joe's.
-t: Oh, man, I hope IT doesn't have cookies disabled!
Kat - Jul 30, 2014 5:17:07 pm PDT #1035 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
From Natter:
Jesse: But wait, meara, you're not saying a man could be surprised with a male partner???? Wouldn't that mean they have to have sex after?!?!?!?!??!?!
meara: Hah! Well that would be one way to cut down on the number of people entering the contests--"you must have sex with the partner you draw, after the dance"!
msbelle: I can neither confirm nor deny that I had that policy in college.
SailAweigh - Jul 31, 2014 6:56:39 am PDT #1036 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
From Natter (and may only be funny to fanficcers, but it made me have to bite my lip at work to stifle the screams):
Sophia Brooks:
I remember C0CKSICLEs, but not 100% penis. Although the Echidna penis is sort of 400% penis. And they are called rosettes!
Connie Neil:
And they are called rosettes!
So going to a bad pron place.
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2014 7:51:07 am PDT #1037 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
meara: I did know talking about echidna penis would bring billytea to the board! it's like saying Beetlejuice or something!
SailAweigh - Aug 01, 2014 6:02:26 am PDT #1038 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Natter (meara's on a roll):
meara:
Xyla and Jynx? What are they, scrabble nerds who want the most points?
erikaj - Aug 27, 2014 6:49:47 pm PDT #1039 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
Hil and Tep take on the Food Police In Natter This morning, one of my colleagues saw me drinking iced tea, and she informed me that it had too much sugar, and caffeine is an acid that will unbalance my ph, and that I should eat parsley for calcium.
Oh my god, I am so happy I work alone now. I never have to deal with that shit again. (Or for the forseeable future.) Because the dog doesn't give any fucks about what I eat, other than whether he might be able to scam some of it
Theodosia - Sep 04, 2014 10:01:39 am PDT #1040 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
-t:
Y'all. I don't want to be crying at my desk and have to explain that the invisible people in the computer were talking about an animated movie.
Scrappy - Sep 11, 2014 8:14:39 am PDT #1041 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Jesse in Literary:
In random book news, I'm reading In Cold Blood for the first time, and he does this weird thing with short phrases (even single words) in quotes, which I assume means they are out of interviews, but the rest of the sentence is his own, but it does make me feel like I'm reading Zagat reviews sometimes. This "hideous crime" inflicted on an "upstanding" family is "well worth checking out."