Michelle did have a cardigan on under that coat she wore yesterday.
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Jan 21, 2009 4:36:03 am PST #2768 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Cashmere - Jan 21, 2009 4:36:34 am PST #2769 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
But this is a better article: Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate
This made me laugh until my belly hurt.
juliana - Jan 21, 2009 4:37:34 am PST #2770 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
(I couldn't even tell you what religion our PM is.)
Harper? Evangelical. (Perils of dating a Canadian - even though he doesn't care nearly as much as I do.)
Strega, that was awesome.
Cashmere - Jan 21, 2009 4:40:39 am PST #2771 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Strega's link was awesome, as was MM's recap. I totally noticed Bush sort of squirming in his seat.
Miracleman - Jan 21, 2009 4:41:38 am PST #2772 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Did anyone ever find out why Cheney was in a wheelchair?
I was annoyed because the channel we were watching cut away before we could see how they were getting him down the stairs. I really wanted to see that...B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP!
Cheney: Curse you! I shall have the Air Force rain destruction upon your homes!
Secret Service Guy: Not anymore, old man. Your power is diminished.
Cheney: Diminished?! Never! Let me now show you the power of my fully armed and operational battle station!
Secret Service Guy: That's the TV remote from the press room. Which I'll be taking back now, thank you very much. Yoink!
Cheney: Can you at least get me a pudding pack?
Secret Service Guy: Sure. Wait. No.
Cheney: (mumbling) ...curse you...
tommyrot - Jan 21, 2009 4:43:00 am PST #2773 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did anyone ever find out why Cheney was in a wheelchair?
Allegedly, he was "lifting boxes" while getting ready for the move. I suspect it was due to the Secret Service no longer giving him fresh babies' blood.
CaBil - Jan 21, 2009 4:44:46 am PST #2774 of 30000
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 4:49:41 am PST #2775 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I tell you, it's because his human shell started to break down a day early.
Miracleman - Jan 21, 2009 4:51:28 am PST #2776 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Bush: Dick, what're ya doin'?
Cheney: Moving!
Bush: Dick, we have guys for that.
Cheney: They cannot be allowed to move my equipment!
Bush: Equipment for what?
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Bush: What's that?
Cheney: Just grab the other end, okay?
Bush: Okay...wait, let me get a grip...
CRASH!
Cheney: Oh, shit, my back!
Bush: You should've gotten more exercise, like me. I cleared brush!
Cheney: I was kinda busy UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY FOR PROFIT, you buffoon!
Bush: I am not a monkey!
(Sorry. I guess I'm kinda giddy.)
Jessica - Jan 21, 2009 4:55:35 am PST #2777 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I assume the boxes in question were filled with documents third parties are not allowed to touch.
Or, as you surmised yesterday, it's all a cover story for his human shell starting to disintegrate.