Strega's link was awesome, as was MM's recap. I totally noticed Bush sort of squirming in his seat.
You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jan 21, 2009 4:40:39 am PST #2771 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Miracleman - Jan 21, 2009 4:41:38 am PST #2772 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Did anyone ever find out why Cheney was in a wheelchair?
I was annoyed because the channel we were watching cut away before we could see how they were getting him down the stairs. I really wanted to see that...B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP!
Cheney: Curse you! I shall have the Air Force rain destruction upon your homes!
Secret Service Guy: Not anymore, old man. Your power is diminished.
Cheney: Diminished?! Never! Let me now show you the power of my fully armed and operational battle station!
Secret Service Guy: That's the TV remote from the press room. Which I'll be taking back now, thank you very much. Yoink!
Cheney: Can you at least get me a pudding pack?
Secret Service Guy: Sure. Wait. No.
Cheney: (mumbling) ...curse you...
tommyrot - Jan 21, 2009 4:43:00 am PST #2773 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did anyone ever find out why Cheney was in a wheelchair?
Allegedly, he was "lifting boxes" while getting ready for the move. I suspect it was due to the Secret Service no longer giving him fresh babies' blood.
CaBil - Jan 21, 2009 4:44:46 am PST #2774 of 30000
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 4:49:41 am PST #2775 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I tell you, it's because his human shell started to break down a day early.
Miracleman - Jan 21, 2009 4:51:28 am PST #2776 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Bush: Dick, what're ya doin'?
Cheney: Moving!
Bush: Dick, we have guys for that.
Cheney: They cannot be allowed to move my equipment!
Bush: Equipment for what?
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Bush: What's that?
Cheney: Just grab the other end, okay?
Bush: Okay...wait, let me get a grip...
CRASH!
Cheney: Oh, shit, my back!
Bush: You should've gotten more exercise, like me. I cleared brush!
Cheney: I was kinda busy UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY FOR PROFIT, you buffoon!
Bush: I am not a monkey!
(Sorry. I guess I'm kinda giddy.)
Jessica - Jan 21, 2009 4:55:35 am PST #2777 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I assume the boxes in question were filled with documents third parties are not allowed to touch.
Or, as you surmised yesterday, it's all a cover story for his human shell starting to disintegrate.
Jessica - Jan 21, 2009 4:56:20 am PST #2778 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My in-laws are not happy that Cheney is staying in VA, btw. They were hoping to get the entire administration out of their backyard.
Sue - Jan 21, 2009 4:57:29 am PST #2779 of 30000
hip deep in pie
How tired am I? I, for no reason I can fathom, have "I wish I was 18 again" by George Burns playing in my head, and I am powerless to stop it. I am that tired.
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 4:57:40 am PST #2780 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
God, that explains SO MUCH about the last 8 years.