Thirdly, our local news had kids from a local black community talking about the inauguration, and it was so cute and touching to hear a few of them say, they had been waiting their whole lives for something like this. And I saw a bunch of people (even Beyonce) say that Obama made them want to be a better person. I hope everyone keeps that in their hearts.

Strega, that's awesome.

That was fun, Strega.

There was some discussion about the quantity of prayer in the inauguration, more than previous ceremonies. The conjecture being that the President and the Democrats are reclaiming God as being as much on their side as the Republicans.

My Country Tis of Thee is a total rip off of God Save the Queen, the British Nat'l anthem.

Aims commented on that too. I called her a Royalist and reminded her that her side lost. In the 18th century.

She hit me.

I loved the speech (yes, we watched live at home...Em missed it being sick and napping) but, being me, I couldn't help cracking wise. In my head parts of it went like this:

President Obama: Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some...

George W. Bush: Dude. Sitting right here!

...

President Obama: On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

George W. Bush: RIGHT HERE!

...

President Obama: ...Those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day

George W. Bush: Okay, now you're being kind of a dick.

And I kinda loved the whole "leaving of the ex-president" bit. Again, I show you how it went in my head, even though we couldn't hear what was actually being said:

George W. Bush: "...you don't think I'd ask for a twelve inch pianist, do you?" Hah! Get it?

President Obama: Yeah, no, that was great. Now, you're sure you didn't leave anything behind, right?

George W. Bush: I'm sure. Sheesh. You're kinda pushy.

And as the helicopter lifted off and flew away...

Michelle Obama: God. What a douchenozzle.

President Obama: Word.

(Terrorist fist bump)

From America's Finest News Source: Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering

WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama's Inauguration Day address—a speech that many believed would jumpstart the healing process of an ailing nation, foster hope and goodwill across the world, and serve as the ultimate stamp on the Democrat's historic win—was ruined Tuesday by nearly two hours of nonstop jackhammering.

According to D.C. officials, the jackhammering interrupted the landmark address on 30 separate occasions and came from the nearby U.S. Botanic Garden, where it was being used to break up pavement for a new Heroes of Horticulture exhibit.

I so wanna see the Heroes of Horticulture exhibit. It's about time we memorialized the brave horticulturists who gave their lives to defend the American way of growing things.

But this is a better article: Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate

WASHINGTON—A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. "He's a smart one. Once he sees the crate, he gets pretty nippy, but we've learned a few tricks over the years," chief VP wrangler Ted Irving breathlessly said while applying pressure to a deep gash on his forearm. "If we break a rabbit's legs and throw it in there, he will eventually go in to finish it off. Doesn't work with dead rabbits, though. Cheney only eats what he kills." Irving said that the latest vice presidential relocation went much more smoothly than September's diplomatic trip to Georgia, which was delayed for several hours after Cheney mauled three secret service agents and escaped inside the White House walls.

Bwah!

MM, you need to recap all future Obama events.

I didn't like Michelle's dress. Sad. Maybe, like her Election Night dress it looked better in person. (Also, I love that she's trying to work with less established.) I did love Dr. Biden's dress.

BTW, did anyone see Michelle's shoes?

And how much did I love Barack making the "backwards and in heels" remarks?

I'm not used to loving our President and First Family like this. It feels odd.

GOOD MORNING!

And I saw a bunch of people (even Beyonce) say that Obama made them want to be a better person. I hope everyone keeps that in their hearts.

I really liked that Beyonce said he made her want to be a smarter person. Assuming that means she (and others) would read more, pay more attention to the world, etc....

Good Morning, Msbelle!

Awwww....

The Jonas Brothers Surprise Sasha And Malia Obama At White House

ABC News has learned that after their scavenger hunt last night, First Tweens Malia and Sasha Obama were paid a surprise White House visit by the Jonas Brothers...

At the end of Malia and Sasha's scavenger late-night hunt, they opened a door to discover their favorite musical performers: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas -- the pop boy band sensation who first exploded on the Disney Channel and also appeared earlier this week at the Kids' Inaugural Concert.