The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I tell you, it's because his human shell started to break down a day early.
Angel: If I'm not back in a couple of hours— Gunn: You're dead, we're screwed, end of the world.
'Underneath'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 4:49:41 am PST #2775 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Miracleman - Jan 21, 2009 4:51:28 am PST #2776 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Bush: Dick, what're ya doin'?
Cheney: Moving!
Bush: Dick, we have guys for that.
Cheney: They cannot be allowed to move my equipment!
Bush: Equipment for what?
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Bush: What's that?
Cheney: Just grab the other end, okay?
Bush: Okay...wait, let me get a grip...
CRASH!
Cheney: Oh, shit, my back!
Bush: You should've gotten more exercise, like me. I cleared brush!
Cheney: I was kinda busy UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY FOR PROFIT, you buffoon!
Bush: I am not a monkey!
(Sorry. I guess I'm kinda giddy.)
Jessica - Jan 21, 2009 4:55:35 am PST #2777 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I assume the boxes in question were filled with documents third parties are not allowed to touch.
Or, as you surmised yesterday, it's all a cover story for his human shell starting to disintegrate.
Jessica - Jan 21, 2009 4:56:20 am PST #2778 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My in-laws are not happy that Cheney is staying in VA, btw. They were hoping to get the entire administration out of their backyard.
Sue - Jan 21, 2009 4:57:29 am PST #2779 of 30000
hip deep in pie
How tired am I? I, for no reason I can fathom, have "I wish I was 18 again" by George Burns playing in my head, and I am powerless to stop it. I am that tired.
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 4:57:40 am PST #2780 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
God, that explains SO MUCH about the last 8 years.
msbelle - Jan 21, 2009 4:59:46 am PST #2781 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Ah the first mocking of the ceremony from my egghead co-workers.
Calli - Jan 21, 2009 4:59:59 am PST #2782 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Maybe that's why he's only moving to VA. Shipping those things is a bitch.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 21, 2009 5:01:52 am PST #2783 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Or, as you surmised yesterday, it's all a cover story for his human shell starting to disintegrate.
Or maybe they had to hobble him to get him in his travelling crate?
ETA Of course, that's dangerous, because there's nothing more dangerous than a wounded Cheney. I think nuke from orbit is the only safe option.
Kathy A - Jan 21, 2009 5:03:41 am PST #2784 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just e-mailed my boss with my "I'm sick, can't work today" message. I started getting a scratchy throat on the drive home from the inauguration party yesterday afternoon, and now I've got a sore throat, cough, and slight fever. Um, yay?
This is the busy time for us right now, so I hate doing this to her, but I just can't go in and get everyone else sick(er) than they are already. Also, I'm ready to take another nap only an hour after I woke up.