Did anyone ever find out why Cheney was in a wheelchair?
Allegedly, he was "lifting boxes" while getting ready for the move. I suspect it was due to the Secret Service no longer giving him fresh babies' blood.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 21, 2009 4:43:00 am PST #2773 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
CaBil - Jan 21, 2009 4:44:46 am PST #2774 of 30000
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 4:49:41 am PST #2775 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I tell you, it's because his human shell started to break down a day early.
Miracleman - Jan 21, 2009 4:51:28 am PST #2776 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Bush: Dick, what're ya doin'?
Cheney: Moving!
Bush: Dick, we have guys for that.
Cheney: They cannot be allowed to move my equipment!
Bush: Equipment for what?
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Bush: What's that?
Cheney: Just grab the other end, okay?
Bush: Okay...wait, let me get a grip...
CRASH!
Cheney: Oh, shit, my back!
Bush: You should've gotten more exercise, like me. I cleared brush!
Cheney: I was kinda busy UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY FOR PROFIT, you buffoon!
Bush: I am not a monkey!
(Sorry. I guess I'm kinda giddy.)
Jessica - Jan 21, 2009 4:55:35 am PST #2777 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I assume the boxes in question were filled with documents third parties are not allowed to touch.
Or, as you surmised yesterday, it's all a cover story for his human shell starting to disintegrate.
Jessica - Jan 21, 2009 4:56:20 am PST #2778 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My in-laws are not happy that Cheney is staying in VA, btw. They were hoping to get the entire administration out of their backyard.
Sue - Jan 21, 2009 4:57:29 am PST #2779 of 30000
hip deep in pie
How tired am I? I, for no reason I can fathom, have "I wish I was 18 again" by George Burns playing in my head, and I am powerless to stop it. I am that tired.
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 4:57:40 am PST #2780 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
God, that explains SO MUCH about the last 8 years.
msbelle - Jan 21, 2009 4:59:46 am PST #2781 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Ah the first mocking of the ceremony from my egghead co-workers.
Calli - Jan 21, 2009 4:59:59 am PST #2782 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Maybe that's why he's only moving to VA. Shipping those things is a bitch.