Awwww....
The Jonas Brothers Surprise Sasha And Malia Obama At White House
ABC News has learned that after their scavenger hunt last night, First Tweens Malia and Sasha Obama were paid a surprise White House visit by the Jonas Brothers...
At the end of Malia and Sasha's scavenger late-night hunt, they opened a door to discover their favorite musical performers: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas -- the pop boy band sensation who first exploded on the Disney Channel and also appeared earlier this week at the Kids' Inaugural Concert.
Michelle did have a cardigan on under that coat she wore yesterday.
But this is a better article: Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate
This made me laugh until my belly hurt.
(I couldn't even tell you what religion our PM is.)
Harper? Evangelical. (Perils of dating a Canadian - even though he doesn't care nearly as much as I do.)
Strega, that was awesome.
Strega's link was awesome, as was MM's recap. I totally noticed Bush sort of squirming in his seat.
Did anyone ever find out why Cheney was in a wheelchair?
I was annoyed because the channel we were watching cut away before we could see how they were getting him down the stairs. I really wanted to see that...B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP! B-DUMP!
Cheney: Curse you! I shall have the Air Force rain destruction upon your homes!
Secret Service Guy: Not anymore, old man. Your power is diminished.
Cheney: Diminished?! Never! Let me now show you the power of my fully armed and operational battle station!
Secret Service Guy: That's the TV remote from the press room. Which I'll be taking back now, thank you very much. Yoink!
Cheney: Can you at least get me a pudding pack?
Secret Service Guy: Sure. Wait. No.
Cheney: (mumbling) ...curse you...
Did anyone ever find out why Cheney was in a wheelchair?
Allegedly, he was "lifting boxes" while getting ready for the move. I suspect it was due to the Secret Service no longer giving him fresh babies' blood.
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Yeah, because he can't afford movers.
I tell you, it's because his human shell started to break down a day early.
The story is that he sprained his back while packing and moving the night before...
Bush: Dick, what're ya doin'?
Cheney: Moving!
Bush: Dick, we have guys for that.
Cheney: They cannot be allowed to move my equipment!
Bush: Equipment for what?
Cheney: My Lazarus Pit!
Bush: What's that?
Cheney: Just grab the other end, okay?
Bush: Okay...wait, let me get a grip...
CRASH!
Cheney: Oh, shit, my back!
Bush: You should've gotten more exercise, like me. I cleared brush!
Cheney: I was kinda busy UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY FOR PROFIT, you buffoon!
Bush: I am not a monkey!
(Sorry. I guess I'm kinda giddy.)
