And ELLIS HITS FOR THE CYCLE!!!!!
Sweet! And Chavy ices it in extras. (after being the goat in the 9th)
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 4:42:51 am PDT #1389 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 4:52:27 am PDT #1390 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Man, it's true that age ain't nothing but a number.
"Old," however, is defined by how functional one is, IMO. And I say that because last night I PULLED A MUSCLE DOING YOGA. The whole point in doing yoga was to stretch my already-tight hamstrings. So I'm in the middle of Warrior I, and suddenly I feel my right hamstring, sorta behind my knee and thigh, go TOING!!!!
Owie. Fucking owie, man.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 05, 2007 4:55:15 am PDT #1391 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So I'm in the middle of Warrior I, and suddenly I feel my right hamstring, sorta behind my knee and thigh, go TOING!!!!
Ouch, Teppy. I'm wincing just reading that. I hope pulled is all it is.
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 4:55:32 am PDT #1392 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.
Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 4:59:23 am PDT #1393 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
I have to agree.
Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:00:53 am PDT #1394 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Ouch. The body just sits and waits for an opportunity to turn on you.
From the annals of the strange and unexplained:
I can water today until 10 a.m. I went out at 8 to turn on the sprinkler in the front before I went to the Y. I used this sprinkler Thursday and haven't touched it since. This sprinkler has a bright yellow screw-on cap so that it could be used in series. This morning, I went to turn on the sprinkler and the cap was gone. It screws on. It's bright yellow. WTF? The squirrels needed a Frisbee? There's someone walking through my neighborhood with an obsessive need to collect yellow plastic?
Aims - Jun 05, 2007 5:05:26 am PDT #1395 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Squirrels are shifty characters, I tell you what.
Well, after 2 weeks of this UTI, I am finally going to go see someone and get some damned antibiotics and hope it hasn't turned into a kidney infection.
Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:17:30 am PDT #1396 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
No kidney infection!
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 5:19:07 am PDT #1397 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
Baseball has a ton of weird injuries. Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
vw bug - Jun 05, 2007 5:20:25 am PDT #1398 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok. I have some really brilliant friends, outside of the Buffistas.
One just sent me this: [link] Her boss made the mistake of going on vacation.