It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 05, 2007 4:55:15 am PDT #1391 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So I'm in the middle of Warrior I, and suddenly I feel my right hamstring, sorta behind my knee and thigh, go TOING!!!!

Ouch, Teppy. I'm wincing just reading that. I hope pulled is all it is.


DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 4:55:32 am PDT #1392 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.


Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 4:59:23 am PDT #1393 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.

Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.

I have to agree.


Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:00:53 am PDT #1394 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ouch. The body just sits and waits for an opportunity to turn on you.

From the annals of the strange and unexplained:

I can water today until 10 a.m. I went out at 8 to turn on the sprinkler in the front before I went to the Y. I used this sprinkler Thursday and haven't touched it since. This sprinkler has a bright yellow screw-on cap so that it could be used in series. This morning, I went to turn on the sprinkler and the cap was gone. It screws on. It's bright yellow. WTF? The squirrels needed a Frisbee? There's someone walking through my neighborhood with an obsessive need to collect yellow plastic?


Aims - Jun 05, 2007 5:05:26 am PDT #1395 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Squirrels are shifty characters, I tell you what.

Well, after 2 weeks of this UTI, I am finally going to go see someone and get some damned antibiotics and hope it hasn't turned into a kidney infection.


Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:17:30 am PDT #1396 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.

Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?

No kidney infection!


DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 5:19:07 am PDT #1397 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?

Baseball has a ton of weird injuries. Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.


vw bug - Jun 05, 2007 5:20:25 am PDT #1398 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok. I have some really brilliant friends, outside of the Buffistas.

One just sent me this: [link] Her boss made the mistake of going on vacation.


Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 5:23:15 am PDT #1399 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.

Not to mention what happened to him when he agreed to play on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team....


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 5:25:30 am PDT #1400 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Springfield Isotopes!