Simon ,'Jaynestown'
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We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
I have to agree.
Ouch. The body just sits and waits for an opportunity to turn on you.
From the annals of the strange and unexplained:
I can water today until 10 a.m. I went out at 8 to turn on the sprinkler in the front before I went to the Y. I used this sprinkler Thursday and haven't touched it since. This sprinkler has a bright yellow screw-on cap so that it could be used in series. This morning, I went to turn on the sprinkler and the cap was gone. It screws on. It's bright yellow. WTF? The squirrels needed a Frisbee? There's someone walking through my neighborhood with an obsessive need to collect yellow plastic?
Squirrels are shifty characters, I tell you what.
Well, after 2 weeks of this UTI, I am finally going to go see someone and get some damned antibiotics and hope it hasn't turned into a kidney infection.
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
No kidney infection!
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
Baseball has a ton of weird injuries. Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
Ok. I have some really brilliant friends, outside of the Buffistas.
One just sent me this: [link] Her boss made the mistake of going on vacation.
Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
Not to mention what happened to him when he agreed to play on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team....
The Springfield Isotopes!
Okay, why are you all hippie-chick about everything that makes more work for you, and then all Alex P. Keaton about your intellect vs. your career path?
Well, for starters, it took me until I was 32 to actually HAVE a career path.
There's always this nagging feeling that I should be using my powers for good, rather than Kissinger.
Well, for starters, it took me until I was 32 to actually HAVE a career path.
Slacker. I started down my career path at 31. (Although I did do some database programing previous to that, which helped me get my programming job at 31.)