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Man, it's true that age ain't nothing but a number.
"Old," however, is defined by how functional one is, IMO. And I say that because last night I PULLED A MUSCLE DOING YOGA. The whole point in doing yoga was to stretch my already-tight hamstrings. So I'm in the middle of Warrior I, and suddenly I feel my right hamstring, sorta behind my knee and thigh, go TOING!!!!
Owie. Fucking owie, man.
So I'm in the middle of Warrior I, and suddenly I feel my right hamstring, sorta behind my knee and thigh, go TOING!!!!
Ouch, Teppy. I'm wincing just reading that. I hope pulled is all it is.
We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.
We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
I have to agree.
Ouch. The body just sits and waits for an opportunity to turn on you.
From the annals of the strange and unexplained:
I can water today until 10 a.m. I went out at 8 to turn on the sprinkler in the front before I went to the Y. I used this sprinkler Thursday and haven't touched it since. This sprinkler has a bright yellow screw-on cap so that it could be used in series. This morning, I went to turn on the sprinkler and the cap was gone. It screws on. It's bright yellow. WTF? The squirrels needed a Frisbee? There's someone walking through my neighborhood with an obsessive need to collect yellow plastic?
Squirrels are shifty characters, I tell you what.
Well, after 2 weeks of this UTI, I am finally going to go see someone and get some damned antibiotics and hope it hasn't turned into a kidney infection.
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
No kidney infection!
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
Baseball has a ton of weird injuries. Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
Ok. I have some really brilliant friends, outside of the Buffistas.
One just sent me this: [link] Her boss made the mistake of going on vacation.
Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
Not to mention what happened to him when he agreed to play on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team....