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Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:00:53 am PDT #1394 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ouch. The body just sits and waits for an opportunity to turn on you.

From the annals of the strange and unexplained:

I can water today until 10 a.m. I went out at 8 to turn on the sprinkler in the front before I went to the Y. I used this sprinkler Thursday and haven't touched it since. This sprinkler has a bright yellow screw-on cap so that it could be used in series. This morning, I went to turn on the sprinkler and the cap was gone. It screws on. It's bright yellow. WTF? The squirrels needed a Frisbee? There's someone walking through my neighborhood with an obsessive need to collect yellow plastic?

Aims - Jun 05, 2007 5:05:26 am PDT #1395 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Squirrels are shifty characters, I tell you what.

Well, after 2 weeks of this UTI, I am finally going to go see someone and get some damned antibiotics and hope it hasn't turned into a kidney infection.

Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:17:30 am PDT #1396 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.

Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?

No kidney infection!

DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 5:19:07 am PDT #1397 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?

Baseball has a ton of weird injuries. Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.

vw bug - Jun 05, 2007 5:20:25 am PDT #1398 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Ok. I have some really brilliant friends, outside of the Buffistas.

One just sent me this: [link] Her boss made the mistake of going on vacation.

Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 5:23:15 am PDT #1399 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.

Not to mention what happened to him when he agreed to play on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team....

tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 5:25:30 am PDT #1400 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Springfield Isotopes!

P.M. Marc - Jun 05, 2007 5:27:26 am PDT #1401 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Okay, why are you all hippie-chick about everything that makes more work for you, and then all Alex P. Keaton about your intellect vs. your career path?

Well, for starters, it took me until I was 32 to actually HAVE a career path.

There's always this nagging feeling that I should be using my powers for good, rather than Kissinger.

tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 5:30:03 am PDT #1402 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, for starters, it took me until I was 32 to actually HAVE a career path.

Slacker. I started down my career path at 31. (Although I did do some database programing previous to that, which helped me get my programming job at 31.)

DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 5:30:27 am PDT #1403 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Springfield Isotopes!

JZ was boggled to find out there's a real minor league team named The Isotopes.

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