Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
Not to mention what happened to him when he agreed to play on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team....
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 5:23:15 am PDT #1399 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 5:25:30 am PDT #1400 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Springfield Isotopes!
P.M. Marc - Jun 05, 2007 5:27:26 am PDT #1401 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Okay, why are you all hippie-chick about everything that makes more work for you, and then all Alex P. Keaton about your intellect vs. your career path?
Well, for starters, it took me until I was 32 to actually HAVE a career path.
There's always this nagging feeling that I should be using my powers for good, rather than Kissinger.
tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 5:30:03 am PDT #1402 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, for starters, it took me until I was 32 to actually HAVE a career path.
Slacker. I started down my career path at 31. (Although I did do some database programing previous to that, which helped me get my programming job at 31.)
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 5:30:27 am PDT #1403 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The Springfield Isotopes!
JZ was boggled to find out there's a real minor league team named The Isotopes.
Amy - Jun 05, 2007 5:32:35 am PDT #1404 of 10001
Because books.
Her boss made the mistake of going on vacation.
Bwah!
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
I can totally see me doing this. Sorry about the muscle pull, Tep. Yoga is dangerous! Clearly!
Well, after 2 weeks of this UTI, I am finally going to go see someone and get some damned antibiotics and hope it hasn't turned into a kidney infection.
Do that, please! That's how my mother wound up in the hospital recently.
There's always this nagging feeling that I should be using my powers for good, rather than Kissinger.
As far as I can tell, you are. Of course, I'm counting Lily and excellent porn and fic and thinky stuff as "good."
Frankenbuddha - Jun 05, 2007 5:33:14 am PDT #1405 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
JZ was boggled to find out there's a real minor league team named The Isotopes.
But was she Wade Boggled?
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 5:34:01 am PDT #1406 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But was she Wade Boggled?
As that involves eating chicken, I'd have to say no.
Aims - Jun 05, 2007 5:36:18 am PDT #1407 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Do that, please! That's how my mother wound up in the hospital recently.
Well, I had noone to go to until I thought of Planned Parenthood and thank gods, they do UTI's. They are a hoo-hah full service place!
lisah - Jun 05, 2007 5:44:41 am PDT #1408 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
As somebody who has been practicing yoga pretty seriously for the past couple of years, I have to call bullshit on this. Yoga is serious exercise! It's not just gentle stretching and meditating and saying Om now and again. Done correctly you should be protected from serious injury but it's physical exertion and a real workout so, like any other kind of exercise, there's always the possibility you can injure yourself. Anyway, hope the muscle heals soon!