We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.
I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?
Book ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 4:55:32 am PDT #1392 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 4:59:23 am PDT #1393 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
We're gonna have to put you on the yoga DL, Tep.
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
I have to agree.
Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:00:53 am PDT #1394 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Ouch. The body just sits and waits for an opportunity to turn on you.
From the annals of the strange and unexplained:
I can water today until 10 a.m. I went out at 8 to turn on the sprinkler in the front before I went to the Y. I used this sprinkler Thursday and haven't touched it since. This sprinkler has a bright yellow screw-on cap so that it could be used in series. This morning, I went to turn on the sprinkler and the cap was gone. It screws on. It's bright yellow. WTF? The squirrels needed a Frisbee? There's someone walking through my neighborhood with an obsessive need to collect yellow plastic?
Aims - Jun 05, 2007 5:05:26 am PDT #1395 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Squirrels are shifty characters, I tell you what.
Well, after 2 weeks of this UTI, I am finally going to go see someone and get some damned antibiotics and hope it hasn't turned into a kidney infection.
Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 5:17:30 am PDT #1396 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Chatty!co-worker said that the only injury that would have a higher humiliation factor w/r/t the minimal amount of effort expended to injure oneself would be throwing out your back by reaching for the remote control.
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
No kidney infection!
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 5:19:07 am PDT #1397 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wasn't there a football player who was out for a while because he hurt himself getting out of his recliner?
Baseball has a ton of weird injuries. Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
vw bug - Jun 05, 2007 5:20:25 am PDT #1398 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok. I have some really brilliant friends, outside of the Buffistas.
One just sent me this: [link] Her boss made the mistake of going on vacation.
Steph L. - Jun 05, 2007 5:23:15 am PDT #1399 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Wade Boggs once pulled a muscle trying to get his boots off.
Not to mention what happened to him when he agreed to play on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team....
tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 5:25:30 am PDT #1400 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Springfield Isotopes!
P.M. Marc - Jun 05, 2007 5:27:26 am PDT #1401 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Okay, why are you all hippie-chick about everything that makes more work for you, and then all Alex P. Keaton about your intellect vs. your career path?
Well, for starters, it took me until I was 32 to actually HAVE a career path.
There's always this nagging feeling that I should be using my powers for good, rather than Kissinger.