Finally I get to employment. "Employer: XYZ Services, Inc. Occupation: Shit rock/drywall."
My mother has a friend from Puerto Rico who refused to say the word "sheet," because she just couldn't believe it didn't sound exactly like "shit." She said "bed linens." Seriously.
My mother has a friend from Puerto Rico who refused to say the word "sheet," because she just couldn't believe it didn't sound exactly like "shit." She said "bed linens." Seriously.
I think she's full of sheet.
Our coworker at the youth center told the SO he'd spent all day cleaning out the shed. But the SO heard "shit" and was sitting there thinking to himself, yeesh, must have been a mess.
Okay, my new shredder shreds credit cards & cds. Someone stop me before I shred every single thing in this office.
Does it shred stuff with staples in them? Paper clips? Shit rock?
Yes, yes, and I haven't tried. In fact, I think it's deprecated my staple remover.
How about.... glass test tubes with steel wool in them?
Canned ham?
I tried that quiz tommyrot. I managed a 53%. There were a couple I got just from guessing how they would structure the answers rather than actually knowing anything though.
I would have to say, yes to the glass test tubes, no to the canned ham, and yes, probably to the small rocks. Assuming they were flattish small rocks and fit in the little slot that tells me if I have too many sheets of paper at one time. Sheets. Of paper.