Okay, my new shredder shreds credit cards & cds. Someone stop me before I shred every single thing in this office.
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Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:37:06 am PDT #452 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:38:15 am PDT #453 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does it shred stuff with staples in them? Paper clips? Shit rock?
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:39:17 am PDT #454 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yes, yes, and I haven't tried. In fact, I think it's deprecated my staple remover.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:40:40 am PDT #455 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How about.... glass test tubes with steel wool in them?
Canned ham?
Ailleann - Apr 03, 2007 10:41:06 am PDT #456 of 10001
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Small rocks?
Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 10:41:31 am PDT #457 of 10001
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I tried that quiz tommyrot. I managed a 53%. There were a couple I got just from guessing how they would structure the answers rather than actually knowing anything though.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:44:08 am PDT #458 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I would have to say, yes to the glass test tubes, no to the canned ham, and yes, probably to the small rocks. Assuming they were flattish small rocks and fit in the little slot that tells me if I have too many sheets of paper at one time. Sheets. Of paper.
sarameg - Apr 03, 2007 10:45:44 am PDT #459 of 10001
Put down the office chair, Liese!
Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 10:47:26 am PDT #460 of 10001
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Sounds like an awesome shredder, next best thing to a portable black hole.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:51:22 am PDT #461 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Totally. And unlike a portable black hole, I can maintain normal gravity in the nearby office objects, and get an end product of very tiny confetti shreds. I'm not too sure what the end product is with a portable black hole. I'm pretty sure my local trash service won't take it.
But sarameg, I think the office chair will fit!
Oh, and it has a little sensor that won't shred if my hands are too close to the shredding bits. A little amber light comes on. Oh, oh, and it has a removable basket, so I don't have to disassemble the whole thing when I need to empty it.