How about.... glass test tubes with steel wool in them?
Canned ham?
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:40:40 am PDT #455 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ailleann - Apr 03, 2007 10:41:06 am PDT #456 of 10001
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Small rocks?
Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 10:41:31 am PDT #457 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I tried that quiz tommyrot. I managed a 53%. There were a couple I got just from guessing how they would structure the answers rather than actually knowing anything though.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:44:08 am PDT #458 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I would have to say, yes to the glass test tubes, no to the canned ham, and yes, probably to the small rocks. Assuming they were flattish small rocks and fit in the little slot that tells me if I have too many sheets of paper at one time. Sheets. Of paper.
sarameg - Apr 03, 2007 10:45:44 am PDT #459 of 10001
Put down the office chair, Liese!
Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 10:47:26 am PDT #460 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Sounds like an awesome shredder, next best thing to a portable black hole.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:51:22 am PDT #461 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Totally. And unlike a portable black hole, I can maintain normal gravity in the nearby office objects, and get an end product of very tiny confetti shreds. I'm not too sure what the end product is with a portable black hole. I'm pretty sure my local trash service won't take it.
But sarameg, I think the office chair will fit!
Oh, and it has a little sensor that won't shred if my hands are too close to the shredding bits. A little amber light comes on. Oh, oh, and it has a removable basket, so I don't have to disassemble the whole thing when I need to empty it.
Laura - Apr 03, 2007 11:08:06 am PDT #462 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Sweet shredder! I'm bad about shredding, as in I just toss stuff out.
Damn you, wee Florida!
Woo! Hoo! Florida!
bon bon - Apr 03, 2007 11:19:18 am PDT #463 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Shred the instructions for the shredder, talk about your mind-blowing irony.
Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2007 11:25:54 am PDT #464 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Seconding Laura!
Awesome shredder. It would take everything I have not to turn my whole office into little bits.
I was thinking "shit rock" as in "What do you do?" "Shit rock..or drywall."