Put down the office chair, Liese!
I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 03, 2007 10:45:44 am PDT #459 of 10001
Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 10:47:26 am PDT #460 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Sounds like an awesome shredder, next best thing to a portable black hole.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:51:22 am PDT #461 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Totally. And unlike a portable black hole, I can maintain normal gravity in the nearby office objects, and get an end product of very tiny confetti shreds. I'm not too sure what the end product is with a portable black hole. I'm pretty sure my local trash service won't take it.
But sarameg, I think the office chair will fit!
Oh, and it has a little sensor that won't shred if my hands are too close to the shredding bits. A little amber light comes on. Oh, oh, and it has a removable basket, so I don't have to disassemble the whole thing when I need to empty it.
Laura - Apr 03, 2007 11:08:06 am PDT #462 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Sweet shredder! I'm bad about shredding, as in I just toss stuff out.
Damn you, wee Florida!
Woo! Hoo! Florida!
bon bon - Apr 03, 2007 11:19:18 am PDT #463 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Shred the instructions for the shredder, talk about your mind-blowing irony.
Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2007 11:25:54 am PDT #464 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Seconding Laura!
Awesome shredder. It would take everything I have not to turn my whole office into little bits.
I was thinking "shit rock" as in "What do you do?" "Shit rock..or drywall."
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 11:39:06 am PDT #465 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Rolling Stones wildman Keith Richards claims he snorted his own father's ashes during a drugs binge...
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," he said.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a s***.
"It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
That just doesn't make sense. I mean, I could see snorting Keith Richards' ashes, but....
shrift - Apr 03, 2007 11:41:46 am PDT #466 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Macy's seems to favor only sizes 4-6-8, which I guess means I won't bother browsing there. And I'm cursing H&M and Filene's Basement for not having any online catalogues. And why is everything black and white? Or $300 and looks like a nightshirt?
Zenkitty - Apr 03, 2007 11:44:16 am PDT #467 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
That reminds me, I need a shredder.
Happy birthday, Tom!
I was just informed that the journal that is currently eating me from my bottom is increasing its page budget this year by a whole issue's worth of papers. I'll be under my desk.
Cashmere - Apr 03, 2007 11:46:57 am PDT #468 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Macy's seems to favor only sizes 4-6-8, which I guess means I won't bother browsing there. And I'm cursing H&M and Filene's Basement for not having any online catalogues. And why is everything black and white? Or $300 and looks like a nightshirt?
I was shopping in Takashimaya this weekend and EVERYTHING was neutral colored. And sized 2. And HUNDREDS of dollars.
Pretty, though.