Small rocks?
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
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I tried that quiz tommyrot. I managed a 53%. There were a couple I got just from guessing how they would structure the answers rather than actually knowing anything though.
I would have to say, yes to the glass test tubes, no to the canned ham, and yes, probably to the small rocks. Assuming they were flattish small rocks and fit in the little slot that tells me if I have too many sheets of paper at one time. Sheets. Of paper.
Put down the office chair, Liese!
Sounds like an awesome shredder, next best thing to a portable black hole.
Totally. And unlike a portable black hole, I can maintain normal gravity in the nearby office objects, and get an end product of very tiny confetti shreds. I'm not too sure what the end product is with a portable black hole. I'm pretty sure my local trash service won't take it.
But sarameg, I think the office chair will fit!
Oh, and it has a little sensor that won't shred if my hands are too close to the shredding bits. A little amber light comes on. Oh, oh, and it has a removable basket, so I don't have to disassemble the whole thing when I need to empty it.
Sweet shredder! I'm bad about shredding, as in I just toss stuff out.
Damn you, wee Florida!
Woo! Hoo! Florida!
Shred the instructions for the shredder, talk about your mind-blowing irony.
Seconding Laura!
Awesome shredder. It would take everything I have not to turn my whole office into little bits.
I was thinking "shit rock" as in "What do you do?" "Shit rock..or drywall."
Rolling Stones wildman Keith Richards claims he snorted his own father's ashes during a drugs binge...
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," he said.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a s***.
"It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
That just doesn't make sense. I mean, I could see snorting Keith Richards' ashes, but....