My mother has a friend from Puerto Rico who refused to say the word "sheet," because she just couldn't believe it didn't sound exactly like "shit." She said "bed linens." Seriously.
I think she's full of sheet.
Raise your hand if 'ew.'
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:34:11 am PDT #450 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:34:42 am PDT #451 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Our coworker at the youth center told the SO he'd spent all day cleaning out the shed. But the SO heard "shit" and was sitting there thinking to himself, yeesh, must have been a mess.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:37:06 am PDT #452 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Okay, my new shredder shreds credit cards & cds. Someone stop me before I shred every single thing in this office.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:38:15 am PDT #453 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does it shred stuff with staples in them? Paper clips? Shit rock?
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:39:17 am PDT #454 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yes, yes, and I haven't tried. In fact, I think it's deprecated my staple remover.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:40:40 am PDT #455 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How about.... glass test tubes with steel wool in them?
Canned ham?
Ailleann - Apr 03, 2007 10:41:06 am PDT #456 of 10001
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Small rocks?
Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 10:41:31 am PDT #457 of 10001
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I tried that quiz tommyrot. I managed a 53%. There were a couple I got just from guessing how they would structure the answers rather than actually knowing anything though.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:44:08 am PDT #458 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I would have to say, yes to the glass test tubes, no to the canned ham, and yes, probably to the small rocks. Assuming they were flattish small rocks and fit in the little slot that tells me if I have too many sheets of paper at one time. Sheets. Of paper.
sarameg - Apr 03, 2007 10:45:44 am PDT #459 of 10001
Put down the office chair, Liese!