Word is, KO *may be* in our airspace today...I'm carless and in my sweatpants, anyway...wearing that laundry-day bra. If he met me today, he'd totally think our team lost, and I suppose the leather pants wouldn't work on two sports guys. I understand there's no swooning in baseball. (Waves at Keith and Danny, just to lighten shit up)) Danny would kill me if I tried anything.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Mar 05, 2007 9:57:50 am PST #8933 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
beth b - Mar 05, 2007 10:06:30 am PST #8934 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
after I read your message - I went to spend 5 minutes cleaning out my car - and there was my phone. so the ma is working.
also matt's new text message seem to make it clear that he is in a new place.
so I am calmer.
libkitty - Mar 05, 2007 10:11:41 am PST #8935 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I'm so glad that the day has improved a bit, beth. I just lost my mouse (not literally, every now and then it freezes up until I reboot), but found phone and good text message are much more important than a working mouse, so yeah!!
Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 10:27:37 am PST #8936 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
((((Steph)))). So sorry you are under so much stress. I was actually thinking of advising y'all to start a splinter group...nevermind.
Does anyone want to compose an apologetic email to a friend who I was a total tool to last night because I was teee-rashed? I'm pretty sure it'll be fine, but I'm having anxiety attacks just thinking about it.
Pix - Mar 05, 2007 10:31:00 am PST #8937 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Dear [friend],
I am so sorry about last night. I was a total tool because I was trashed, but I know that's no excuse. I hope you can forgive me.
Love, DJ
DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 10:32:50 am PST #8938 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Does anyone want to compose an apologetic email to a friend who I was a total tool to last night because I was teee-rashed?
Dear [DJ's friend],
Dude. I tried to break the land speed record and post a personal best for inebriation last night. Apparently this required me to be a complete tool jackass to you. I hope you can respect my attempt to set a new record, and (more importantly) forgive my shit-faced, stupid-ass trespasses. You're a good friend and deserve the better part of my friendship. I'm sorry.
Love,
DJ
Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 10:33:31 am PST #8939 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Thanks Kristin! That's pretty much what I said, except I think I said I was a total jackass instead of too.
I feel like I was more jackassy than tooly.
ETA: Hec too!
Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:52:35 am PST #8940 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
((((Steph)))). So sorry you are under so much stress. I was actually thinking of advising y'all to start a splinter group...nevermind.
Well, no -- we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 10:53:52 am PST #8941 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."
You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.
Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:55:48 am PST #8942 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.
We're the People's Front of Judea.