Dear [friend],
I am so sorry about last night. I was a total tool because I was trashed, but I know that's no excuse. I hope you can forgive me.
Love, DJ
Lydia: But you are a vampire. Spike: If I'm not, I'm gonna be pissed about drinking all that blood.
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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Mar 05, 2007 10:31:00 am PST #8937 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 10:32:50 am PST #8938 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Does anyone want to compose an apologetic email to a friend who I was a total tool to last night because I was teee-rashed?
Dear [DJ's friend],
Dude. I tried to break the land speed record and post a personal best for inebriation last night. Apparently this required me to be a complete tool jackass to you. I hope you can respect my attempt to set a new record, and (more importantly) forgive my shit-faced, stupid-ass trespasses. You're a good friend and deserve the better part of my friendship. I'm sorry.
Love,
DJ
Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 10:33:31 am PST #8939 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Thanks Kristin! That's pretty much what I said, except I think I said I was a total jackass instead of too.
I feel like I was more jackassy than tooly.
ETA: Hec too!
Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:52:35 am PST #8940 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
((((Steph)))). So sorry you are under so much stress. I was actually thinking of advising y'all to start a splinter group...nevermind.
Well, no -- we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 10:53:52 am PST #8941 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."
You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.
Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:55:48 am PST #8942 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.
We're the People's Front of Judea.
Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2007 10:57:23 am PST #8943 of 10001
brillig
We're the People's Front of Judea.
No, we're the Judean People's Front!
Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:58:19 am PST #8944 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The only group we hate more than the Romans is the Judean Popular People's Front! Splitters!
Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2007 10:59:14 am PST #8945 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?
Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 11:01:29 am PST #8946 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?
Already been made. And then riffed upon. And then bastardized and repurposed, and then RE-riffed upon.
We are a simple people.