Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 10:33:31 am PST #8939 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thanks Kristin! That's pretty much what I said, except I think I said I was a total jackass instead of too.

I feel like I was more jackassy than tooly.

ETA: Hec too!


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:52:35 am PST #8940 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

((((Steph)))). So sorry you are under so much stress. I was actually thinking of advising y'all to start a splinter group...nevermind.

Well, no -- we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 10:53:52 am PST #8941 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."

You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:55:48 am PST #8942 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.

We're the People's Front of Judea.


Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2007 10:57:23 am PST #8943 of 10001
brillig

We're the People's Front of Judea.

No, we're the Judean People's Front!


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:58:19 am PST #8944 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The only group we hate more than the Romans is the Judean Popular People's Front! Splitters!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2007 10:59:14 am PST #8945 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 11:01:29 am PST #8946 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?

Already been made. And then riffed upon. And then bastardized and repurposed, and then RE-riffed upon.

We are a simple people.


Toddson - Mar 05, 2007 11:07:53 am PST #8947 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Do they make a whip with an oversized blue pencil as the handle? 'cause I think your group needs that.


lisah - Mar 05, 2007 11:08:30 am PST #8948 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I guess a vegetarian might eat it, in theory.

Might but gelatin isn't vegetarian. It's hooves!

S' "it's broth so it's okay" experience reminds me of when my (formerly) vegetarian SiL was in the hospital after giving birth to my neice and she'd marked 'vegetarian' on the menu card so they brought her the vegetarian entree of the day, shrimp scampi.

She says nobody makes cream of wheat like I do.

that is incredibly sweet.