we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."

You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.

You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.

We're the People's Front of Judea.

We're the People's Front of Judea.

No, we're the Judean People's Front!

The only group we hate more than the Romans is the Judean Popular People's Front! Splitters!

There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?

There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?

Already been made. And then riffed upon. And then bastardized and repurposed, and then RE-riffed upon.

We are a simple people.

Do they make a whip with an oversized blue pencil as the handle? 'cause I think your group needs that.

I guess a vegetarian might eat it, in theory.

Might but gelatin isn't vegetarian. It's hooves!

S' "it's broth so it's okay" experience reminds me of when my (formerly) vegetarian SiL was in the hospital after giving birth to my neice and she'd marked 'vegetarian' on the menu card so they brought her the vegetarian entree of the day, shrimp scampi.

She says nobody makes cream of wheat like I do.

that is incredibly sweet.

I'd say most of the "vegetarian" soups that I have ordered out have been made with chicken stock. Like I wouldn't notice!

S' "it's broth so it's okay" experience reminds me of when my (formerly) vegetarian SiL was in the hospital after giving birth to my neice and she'd marked 'vegetarian' on the menu card so they brought her the vegetarian entree of the day, shrimp scampi.

Some people seem to think that vegetarian means you can still eat seafood.

A friend of mine who's vegetarian has to ask if there's chicken stock or fish sauce in soups, curries, etc in restaurants....