I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:24:41 pm PST #9992 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I LIKE BLITHER!

It's traditional.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:25:44 pm PST #9993 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

The combination of Pete & jello-wrestling has broken my brane.

The other two combatants were Aimée & Kristin.

Yeah, tell me you're shocked.

tea: Wow, never expected that to be cereal this close to the end.

eta again: I was going to fix the typo that changed 'eta' to 'tea' but it's just too amusingly silly to change.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:26:29 pm PST #9994 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pete will not Haiku.
It's undignified maybe?
He's stroppy baggage


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:26:54 pm PST #9995 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now it is time to snatch and grab.

But wait...

wait...


-t - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:15 pm PST #9996 of 10001
The real axe murderers were the friends we made along the way

Hooray, Robin's home!

Boo, Vicodin reaction.

Hey, it's a haiku.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:37 pm PST #9997 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who will pounce? Who will poach? Who will slut that delicious 10,000?

The only number worth slutting for.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:54 pm PST #9998 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wants it.

eta: But will have to settle for getting insulted in 10,000.

Pffft.


juliana - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:54 pm PST #9999 of 10001
Tell me the ghost in the machine is real

Bitches are Teh Funny.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:28:04 pm PST #10000 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Hec
Pbbbblt!
Pete


DXMachina - Mar 09, 2007 1:38:33 pm PST #10001 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

New thread:

"Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History" Mar 9, 2007 3:38:17 pm PST


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