Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:55:48 am PST #8942 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.

We're the People's Front of Judea.


Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2007 10:57:23 am PST #8943 of 10001
brillig

We're the People's Front of Judea.

No, we're the Judean People's Front!


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:58:19 am PST #8944 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The only group we hate more than the Romans is the Judean Popular People's Front! Splitters!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2007 10:59:14 am PST #8945 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 11:01:29 am PST #8946 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?

Already been made. And then riffed upon. And then bastardized and repurposed, and then RE-riffed upon.

We are a simple people.


Toddson - Mar 05, 2007 11:07:53 am PST #8947 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Do they make a whip with an oversized blue pencil as the handle? 'cause I think your group needs that.


lisah - Mar 05, 2007 11:08:30 am PST #8948 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I guess a vegetarian might eat it, in theory.

Might but gelatin isn't vegetarian. It's hooves!

S' "it's broth so it's okay" experience reminds me of when my (formerly) vegetarian SiL was in the hospital after giving birth to my neice and she'd marked 'vegetarian' on the menu card so they brought her the vegetarian entree of the day, shrimp scampi.

She says nobody makes cream of wheat like I do.

that is incredibly sweet.


Laura - Mar 05, 2007 11:10:50 am PST #8949 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'd say most of the "vegetarian" soups that I have ordered out have been made with chicken stock. Like I wouldn't notice!


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 11:14:20 am PST #8950 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

S' "it's broth so it's okay" experience reminds me of when my (formerly) vegetarian SiL was in the hospital after giving birth to my neice and she'd marked 'vegetarian' on the menu card so they brought her the vegetarian entree of the day, shrimp scampi.

Some people seem to think that vegetarian means you can still eat seafood.

A friend of mine who's vegetarian has to ask if there's chicken stock or fish sauce in soups, curries, etc in restaurants....


Toddson - Mar 05, 2007 11:15:28 am PST #8951 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In other oblivious (and possibly old) news ... seems Pamela Anderson was HORRIFIED to discover that the Uggs she had helped make popular are NOT made from humanely shaved sheep. OK, she's not one of the brightest bulbs around but ....