Don't forget ita's follow-up:
As will her typing.
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Don't forget ita's follow-up:
As will her typing.
Aims, on Teppy's girly-bits troubles:
Also, if it is a giant alien baby with teeth, we will welcome him with open arms and you will get all sorts of hand-me-downs so you won't need to worry about clothing it. Plus, think of all the money you'll get from SciFi cheannel when they make "Midwestern Alien Baby" the #1 cable movie next year.
I volunteered to transcribe the COMMs from the Madison F2F, so here goes:
VictorC (aka Torque):
Shit, I missed pork buns!
Miracleman:
If Jesus had had cop training, he would have shot a bitch and not been nailed to a hunk of wood. IJS
NoiseDesign:
If it's a cock you can perch on, take it.
Aimee:
There's touchin' goin' on yonder!
javachick:
I don't want a Happy Meal! I want a Bitter Meal and I want it RIGHT NOW!
Ginger:
I think some consonants went astray...
javachick:
It was such a revelation when I learned to suck!
smonster:
He's cute. I'm fine. Whatever.
Menu at the Pancake Cafe:
Betcha bite a nut!
smonster:
Anal Aruba!Aimee:
Talk about the eye of the storm!
javachick:
Ok, but you're a Democrat? Right?
NoiseDesign:
Between Beaver's Lick and Ball's Ferry, you're just done?
Trudy:
I think I smell the lube.
ChiKat:
You put your butt in my face. I'm going to do something with it.
and the topper:
SailAweigh's Daughter:
I just saw my mom kiss a woman's boobs.
Cash, in my quote, it should be "If Jesus had had COP training."
I don't know what "comp training" is, but I doubt it involves firearms.
Thanks, MM. That's what I get for transcribing before I was fully recovered!
Cash, thanks for doing that!
NB: My "anal aruba" quote and Aims' "Talk about the eye of the storm!" go together.
Aims in F2F:
Jaggermeister is german for fuck you, sparky.
Shrift in Natter:
After I get back from Michigan this weekend, I'm going to celebrate by being the slothiest slothful slothmeister in all of slothyland. In fact, I wish I were an Animagus just so I could transform myself into an actual sloth, that is how slothalicious I would like to be.
Teppy in Bitches:
Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.
In Natter:
Aims:
Jesse - Emeline is channeling you lately. She is *obsessed* with playing/being a cowgirl. She puts on a floppy hat and her snowboots and runs around yelling, "I a cowgirl! YIPPIE-KAI-YAY!"
(which Joe and I follow up with "Motherfucker", but in our heads or under our breath.)