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Pix - Jun 30, 2008 1:31:55 pm PDT #9784 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Aims:

Jesse - Emeline is channeling you lately. She is *obsessed* with playing/being a cowgirl. She puts on a floppy hat and her snowboots and runs around yelling, "I a cowgirl! YIPPIE-KAI-YAY!"

(which Joe and I follow up with "Motherfucker", but in our heads or under our breath.)

Toddson - Jul 02, 2008 8:22:04 am PDT #9785 of 10000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

full speed ahead and damn the context:

I realize that in fact the octopus army is not out to get me specifically

Trudy Booth - Jul 03, 2008 11:40:37 am PDT #9786 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tommyrot: Does Goodwin's Law apply to earworms?

Theodosia - Jul 04, 2008 4:03:45 am PDT #9787 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj, in Natter::

Why don't WASPS like group sex? All the thank you notes.

Beverly - Jul 04, 2008 10:48:42 am PDT #9788 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Brenda in Bitches, context be damned:

"I'm not able to give you references from my current employer because I'm not comfortable letting them know I'm hunting, but I think my long tenure there gives testimony to my quality as an employee. Here, have some nuns."

erikaj - Jul 04, 2008 11:14:04 am PDT #9789 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Theo,one of the first "dirty' jokes I ever learned, when I was so young I spent more time figuring out "WASP" than group sex.

javachik - Jul 04, 2008 12:43:19 pm PDT #9790 of 10000

Our wings are not tired.

Calli, in Natter:

I turned on the tv in the middle of a post-Helms retrospective, and they didn't once utter the phrase "racist, homophobic son of a bitch," which strikes me as an incomplete report.

Hil R. - Jul 06, 2008 1:39:00 pm PDT #9791 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sophia Brooks, in Natter:

I am watching His Girl Friday, which is one of my favorites, and I am finding myself feeling sorry for poor Ralph Bellamy, which is sort of ruining my enjoyment. It is sort of like my over-identification with th fish ruins my enjoyment of The Cat in the Hat.

Pix - Jul 08, 2008 8:06:29 am PDT #9792 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Shir: (I almost wanted to say that if we can't even pronounce the same words similar, all hope is doomed. And then I remembered that it took me about 10 days in US to make sure that when I'm asking for French crepes it won't sound like I'm asking for French craps).

Strix - Jul 09, 2008 3:50:24 pm PDT #9793 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

BWAHHAHAHA! Heh.

In Bitches:

Vortex - Teacher type buffista people: What's the phrase for when a group of teachers who teach the same students get together to try to harmonize their lesson plans so that compatible concepts are reinforced through different subjects? It has a name, I can't remember it.

Trudy Booth - "bar crawl"

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