Willow ,'Storyteller'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Aims, on Teppy's girly-bits troubles:
Also, if it is a giant alien baby with teeth, we will welcome him with open arms and you will get all sorts of hand-me-downs so you won't need to worry about clothing it. Plus, think of all the money you'll get from SciFi cheannel when they make "Midwestern Alien Baby" the #1 cable movie next year.
I volunteered to transcribe the COMMs from the Madison F2F, so here goes:
VictorC (aka Torque):
Shit, I missed pork buns!
Miracleman:
If Jesus had had cop training, he would have shot a bitch and not been nailed to a hunk of wood. IJS
NoiseDesign:
If it's a cock you can perch on, take it.
Aimee:
There's touchin' goin' on yonder!
javachick:
I don't want a Happy Meal! I want a Bitter Meal and I want it RIGHT NOW!
Ginger:
I think some consonants went astray...
javachick:
It was such a revelation when I learned to suck!
smonster:
He's cute. I'm fine. Whatever.
Menu at the Pancake Cafe:
Betcha bite a nut!
smonster:
Anal Aruba!Aimee:
Talk about the eye of the storm!
javachick:
Ok, but you're a Democrat? Right?
NoiseDesign:
Between Beaver's Lick and Ball's Ferry, you're just done?
Trudy:
I think I smell the lube.
ChiKat:
You put your butt in my face. I'm going to do something with it.
and the topper:
SailAweigh's Daughter:
I just saw my mom kiss a woman's boobs.
Cash, in my quote, it should be "If Jesus had had COP training."
I don't know what "comp training" is, but I doubt it involves firearms.
Thanks, MM. That's what I get for transcribing before I was fully recovered!
Cash, thanks for doing that!
NB: My "anal aruba" quote and Aims' "Talk about the eye of the storm!" go together.
Aims in F2F:
Jaggermeister is german for fuck you, sparky.
Shrift in Natter:
After I get back from Michigan this weekend, I'm going to celebrate by being the slothiest slothful slothmeister in all of slothyland. In fact, I wish I were an Animagus just so I could transform myself into an actual sloth, that is how slothalicious I would like to be.
Teppy in Bitches:
Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.
In Natter:
Aims:
Jesse - Emeline is channeling you lately. She is *obsessed* with playing/being a cowgirl. She puts on a floppy hat and her snowboots and runs around yelling, "I a cowgirl! YIPPIE-KAI-YAY!"
(which Joe and I follow up with "Motherfucker", but in our heads or under our breath.)
full speed ahead and damn the context:
I realize that in fact the octopus army is not out to get me specifically